Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

As someone who was brutally and ruthlessly bullied from 3rd-8th grade - I was told it was my fault for not giving the other kids a chance. How could I give them a chance when I was under attack for things that were out of my control?

The woman he’s divorcing was I think about 12 years older. So he DID like older women.

I’ve been busy working on glass projects. I made a crack to a friend about how all my time has been in the garage lately slapping glass down, and then I realized that I need a license plate frame that says “I’d rather be/slapping some glass” but I really do love working with it. Each piece is totally different from…

The more it smells like feet the better.

Honestly though, what the fuck did people think “Make America Great Again” meant? People talk about all the ways Trump is divisive, but the divisiveness is RIGHT THERE IN HIS FUCKING SLOGAN PLAIN AS DAY. He is clearly appealing to the desire of White Christians to live in a society that caters to their wants and…

meanwhile didn’t bat an eye when Trump said crazy shit

I remembered that forum with Matt Lauer and screaming at the TV because he was constantly hounding Clinton with questions about her emails and interrupting her....and meanwhile didn’t bat an eye when Trump said crazy shit like how we should be able to take oil from Iraq as spoils of war. Glad to see him go down in…

‘The House just passed the “Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act,” which would allow concealed carry license holders to do so in other states.’

Wait, what? Trump didn’t insult California and blame it for the wildfires? That’s a first. Maybe someone else wrote that Tweet.

Do you want my secret recipe for eggnog? Here it is:

Is she married? Because it would be pretty cool if he won, approved his own marriage license, and then annulled hers.

That dude is wearing a cowboy hat. Nothing good comes of black men in cowboy hats outside of Blazing Saddles.

I texted my dad this news and he replied, “I don’t even trust you to pay your own bills.”

That’s because I’m a British Republican, (which is Left, not Right), I have zero sense of humour when it comes to the Royal Family.

I cut out the part where you claim white privilege doesn’t exist and blame racism on minorities for making white people hate them so much because we’ve all heard it before it. However I’ll respond to this bit because I love dropping knowledge bombs.

I think it has more to do with their unwillingness to accept that privilege is a thing. They want to believe that everyone starts from the same place and the reason why white people succeed is because of hard work while all the brown people are lazy.

Philando was so well respected by the St. Paul school district, fundraising in his memory has raised $75k for the students’ lunches. The kids in his school loved him, and millions of people watched his Diamond calling Philando’s murderer “sir” while he held a gun on her and HER CHILD. And this cowardly, insecure,…

That’s a very similar path to my wife’s. She was raised Catholic, and converted to Judaism for her first husband. We all raised her kids Jewish even after they split. (I figured I had no right to come in after the fact and tell the kids, because I’m here, your no longer Jewish.) That has really helped us all stay…

I’m going to make a quick, blanket “Thank you!!!!” to everyone who says congratulations to me. To be clear, this was not begging for someone to congratulate me—that kind of desire for approval is reserved for my father—this was me making a joke (much like the desire for approval thing was a joke.....or was it?).