I would fall down laughing if I heard that. In fact I want to find it.

Obviously. He has you for a wife.

All that keeps going through my head is, she hates me. I’ve never met her, but for some reason, Taylor Swift despises me. This feels like an evil, very personal attack.

I totally give a shit about September and Earth Wind & Fire - of course, I’m white and old and remember when the original was popular, so there’s that. But Maurice White would come to life and kick your ass if he heard that whitebread BS.

Next he’ll be saying Loan Me a Dime.

“Trump is reported to have said the investigation is ‘an attack on what we all stand for.’”

You are a helluva writer, Sir/Ma’am. Nicely done.

The hosannas over this generation saving us all might have been a little premature.

Thank you.

Low energy. I mean reeeally l-o-w and s-l-o-w. I’m usually pretty loud about age diversity. But they really needed a younger Herod.

Five minutes? Must be a slow Monday.

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This has fuck all to do with the fact that the police murdered him.

20 6-year-olds being shot to death in their first-grade classroom didn’t change anything.

Solve THEIR problem?! SOLVE THEIR PROBLEM??!!?

I was trying to formulate the words to say exactly that: police are “pushing their occupational risk on to the public.” Young black men in particular.

Sublime. A galaxy of ⭐️ ⭐️ 🌟 for you.

Can you please explain what a sig sauer and bone collector vinyl wrap are? I think I like what you’re saying, but I’m befuddled.

I wish they were just useless. They’re venal and dishonest and rotten impersonators of human beings, and fucking scary. Useless would be a vast improvement.