I am normally the first to defend famous people’s right to privacy but I swear that if we do not get high quality photos of this dog soon I will single-handedly topple the British monarchy. I will trade you every single photo of any children this or any other royal couple has or will have (from baptism to wedding to…

I don’t have the patience to watch a second of it.  Great Value Cary Elwes up there has a face that just screams “Needy for those clicks”.

I had no idea in just two years this girl would become my wife

Let’s be honest: what are the odds that this woman is actually real?

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Like I said after the second tape: it’s often the trash where you find the receipts. And boy does Omarosa got ‘em!

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells…

Who are these people that don’t have enough information about Donald Trump to make an informed decision in 2020, and are waiting to hear a speech (but ONLY in person and ONLY in their own state) from his daughter before they decide whether or not to vote for him?

I really think that’s what all the “Trump wants to fuck his daughter” stuff is about. Trump’s measure of a woman’s worth is entirely about whether or not he’d like to stick his dick into her. So when he wants to say “Ivanka is super awesome,” he has no language beyond “I’d totally hit that.”

$130,000.

I like the idea that a person of this stature in life cannot get into the last restaurant on his list.  Manager of a financial group?  I’m sure he’s fucked over more people than he will ever know.  Let the people have this one.

100% agreed. SBC is trolling for a higher cause.

Can we give Cohen some sort of a permanent government post or something? This shit is valuable.

the same person who dyes twelve grey hairs yellow, grows them 45 feet long, and then swirls them on top of his head like fake spaghetti dumped on a contestant during a Double Dare challenge.

Yes, me too, and I’m amazed how many experts from other countries have volunteered to help. And before anyone says that there are far greater tragedies happening in the world: I’m very much aware of that - which is why this especially warms my heart.

Easing off of military spending would free up a lot of money. Half of the reason the US is involved in foreign conflict is to control oil reserves, as well as other ulterior motives, mostly to benefit the 1%. So: bringing troops home, and cutting out a lot of the antagonistic/meddling fuckery in foreign countries.…

I’m an immigration attorney. I’ve had this fight with EOIR judges a few times. One time my 4 year old client was too scared to enter the court room. The judge insisted that the child come in and face her. I had to carry the child in (at this point he had calmed down but was still terrified and shaking). I told the…

Still doing it, in fact.

Impact assisted unscheduled disassembly.