He might have an American Psycho routine.

I got pregnant in January; I did THREE pregnancy tests around week 4 (I was pretty sure something was up) and they were ALL negative. I ended up in hospital with horrific abdominal cramps in week 5 (I was still pretty sure something was up). Around week 8 they dated the pregnancy; I got pregnant 6 whole days “late”.…

they were the only shoes I could wear over my Forrest Gump-style metal leg braces. And sketchers hi-tops. I had the knock off kind but I didn’t mind bc they lit up when I took a step. Walking was new to me at the time and it felt like little fireworks of congratulation each time. I would sometimes stair down at my…

I had something like these with even bigger platforms when I was 12.  They made me about five inches taller and I ended up walking into a low door and needing stitches.

Honestly, both of them seem to lead very chaotic, busy lives with their multiple businesses and constant filming and photoshoots (as well as paparazzi and the personal grief that comes with being horrible people). I’m sure that if I also had that level of insanity in my life, I might also want to go home to a nice,…

Shell get away with it all, too.

BREAKING NEWS: MALIA OBAMA DOES NORMAL COLLEGE GIRL SHIT

Drinking at that age with a group of friends is a sign you’re a normal human. Taking pictures of young women in bathing suits without their permission and selling the pictures to the Daily Mail means you’re a fucking creep who should reconsider your life choices.  

Maybe a super contagious cold goes around and society becomes a chaotic dystopia because all the men think they’re dying.

I feel like she doesn’t get nearly enough scrutiny in all of this because people (wrongly) think she can’t be involved in criminal activity and is “just another victim” because she is a blonde, conventionally-attractive (?) and (wealthy?) white woman. She’s likely just as guilty as Jr. and her husband but no one ever…

Nobody has any words as they stand over his body, contemplating the transient nature of life... ‘Topeka’ silently takes Molly Sue’s picture from his pocket... He stares blankly at the face of a woman he doesn’t know for a moment - Her warm eyes. Her soft lips. He thinks about how sad she will be when she finds out…

Oh what name will they give this baby? My money is on "Go," but I'd prefer "Wild Wild."

I havent been out for NYE since I rang in 2008. Usually, I’m asleep by 11. This year, while in an uncharacteristic good mood, I told my neighbors I would attend their NYE party. I am currently dreading it. I like my neighbors and all, they’re very nice people, but I can already picture myself trying to physically melt …

For one thing, he has a double chin, but no first chin. How can you have a double of something that doesn't exist?

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

People on-course were saying that the absolutely abysmal conditions favored good bike handlers over stronger riders. Not to take anything away from KfC’s performance, but I wonder if she caught a little luck, since her raw power was down from prior years.

I’m sure they would if they could find a developmentally disabled one.

I’m not a fashion person so keep that in mind. I am all about practical footwear though and I can’t say enough good things about Limmer Boots. I’m young and I don’t think I will ever buy another pair of hiking boots - I’ll just have them resoled/fixed until I die, with my boots on, probably.

Family leave. Some of us don’t have children but have had to take time to care for elderly or sick other family members.

I bust this same comment out all the time, but I live in New York and they started paid family leave here in January this year and I think it is great. I haven’t used it yet and I don’t know if I ever will, but it’s only .0013% of my paycheck so it really doesn’t matter. How is it that only 5 states plus D.C. are…