These 2 fuckin’ jagoffs... drinking water out of wine glasses. That’s probably a fuckin’ bottle of water in the goddamn ice bucket.

“Hi, I’m Debbie Ann from Macon, Georgia. I’m 36 years old and my precious angel Bryleigh just took home the crown for Lil Miss Chitlin Grand Supreme. BUT NOW IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE!”

It was nice of Serena Joy to make a special guest appearance:

They also made this

Wait, gimp station? What day camp did you go to?

That would just bring her full circle to the designers she ripped off in the first place...

“Those who say it can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it.” -Chinese Proverb

“Yeah, but [your shitty family members] were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” —Dr. Ian Malcom 

Pretty likely her condition is “I never wanted this spotlight, you’re humiliating me with these affairs coming to light, and I’m not going to do you any favors with these annoying little events”.
Surprised she hasn’t taken their son and decamped to NYC for the summer

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

If history is any indicator, she’ll show Michelle Obama’s face.

She just hangs around and BeBest.

“Websters defines ‘summit’ as ‘the highest point or part, as of a hill, a line of travel, or any object;top.’ This essay will show why the highest point, or summit, between the United States and North Korea would be a bad idea.

If one of them can work in “A sphinchter says what?” just one time I would die on the spot from the sheer glee. Hell, give me the chance and I would do it and then high five myself while everyone just stared at me in horror.

Don’t mess with SHS...she’ll dodge you with good ol’ American sass.

This morning on [Are You There Trump? It’s Us,] Fox & Friends,

great again is what happens when the best people become be best people.

I live in DC, so I get to see tons of MAGA tourists. They all have the same dumb smirk while “fiercely making eye contact”... they want SO BADLY for you to engage with them.

And we can get “The Situation of the Nation” instead of a State of the Union.

If we’re going to be ruthlessly efficient about this like he wants, just develop a cultural norm where all the incels ship off to their own little island. Then they can’t kill any women. Problem solved.