I drank some when I was in Russia a few years ago. It basically tastes like drinking really strong bread, maybe with a bit of a beer-y taste? Like kefir on crack. It wasn’t unpleasant but extremely odd and despite its apparent life-extending powers, I have not worked it into my regular diet.

Anything that gives me more Mona Lisa screentime is a go in my book. But you really need a ‘good guy’ foil to the Saperstiens - I don’t know that they could carry a spin-off on their own. My first thought was a business venture with Tom, but I think that he was pretty much sick of their shit by the end and…

Spicer and his cohorts would go on at 10 p.m., with the later slot allowing the show to be looser.

Normally I’d be right there with you on this because above all else I am a Melania truther, but does Walter Reed do facelifts?

“that they describe as a martini” is so fucking shady and I love it. In much the same way, Hannity is a sweaty thumb with your worst uncle’s political viewpoints that Fox describes as a news anchor.

There is no one more qualified to be the first woman to lead the CIA than 30+ year CIA veteran Gina Haspel. Any Democrat who claims to support women’s empowerment and our national security but opposes her nomination is a total hypocrite

Cosigned, as a fellow enthusiastic tippler. Furthermore, if the premise that you may have been at a bar before a major televised interview is even on the table as something that might be true, you might have a problem. To beat a dead horse: if I had been regularly and recently blackout drunk, and you asked if I had…

I honestly can’t think of a turn of phrase that suggests “elderly incompetent rich white dude politician” more than “sensitive cyber matters.”

I lived with a girl in college who went through a (months-long) phase of listening to James Blunt’s You Are Beautiful on repeat.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - I want Katie Holmes’ lawyer dad on the case. If he got Katie out of her marriage with Tom, surely he can excise Melania from whatever Trump’s bumblefuck atty wrote in their prenup.

I am not even sure that Trump is familiar with his own thinking.

but she is the new Lady Di, didn’t you hear!?

Also that font/logo on the lectern is a catastrophe. I honestly thought it was a shitty meme joke a la this when I first saw the picture. ...but no. That is actually the ‘messy handwriting’ and ‘creative grammar’ Melania chose on purpose. I am sorry but picking a softball ‘yay kids’ cause should be the easiest part of…

if her increased presence in the media is part of an intentional PR campaign/charm offensive to soften and humanize her shithead of a husband in the eyes of his less zealous supporters to keep them form defecting.

I ship them. I want it to happen so bad.

He is SO not my usual type but I am feeling it. His twitter feed is fucking legendary - he’s so petty, but he’s smart and right so he can get away with it. Asking Fox News where to send the flower basket this morning? Excuse me while I slide right off my seat.

I think the issue is if 1) Cohen was not reimbursed (aka paid for it himself) or 2) Trump reimbursed him out of non-campaign funds (which sounds like what Giuliani was asserting last night), then that is a campaign contribution and needs to be disclosed (which obviously it was not). I am not sure if they could argue…

I am so glad and grateful he is using his (incredibly unjust) situation to shed light on how fucked the system is. I am really, really here for all of it, and can’t wait to watch this.

so he may be dealing with all this from a position of overconfidence.

I’m a little embarrassed about it, but I’m so here for it.