I liked the movie, but even in the theater I just said, “Okay well if I knew that I’d just go have sex with as many prostitutes as I can find.” Hope you enjoy walking to New Orleans, Las Vegas, the Philippines, Amsterdam, and Little Rock. Not to mention if any of those prostitutes pass it along to somebody else (very…

It had a really clever gimmick that made me constantly think about what I would do if it was after me. And it wasn’t a sequel. I was actually excited to watch it because of the gimmick and I don’t get excited about any horror movies.

But It Follows would walk 500 miles
And It Follows would walk 500 more
Just to be the monster who walks a thousand miles
To murder you at your door

Hmm, I don’t follow.

Internet ruined everything.

I can’t tell you how many leg burns I got on that alpine slide as a kid. Those sleds were barely a step up from sliding down on a piece of cardboard.

Knoxville has said in interviews that Action Park was the inspiration for the movie. I’m hoping my local pub cinema plays it - I want to watch that one with beer.

Because places like Kansas have gone full force on the whole ‘gubbermint regulations are bad’ thing?

Nice try, Lifehacker.

Trump was a dem ... until he wasn’t. Trump would be a dem again because he has no moral compass. Hey, I believe the left is the right side, but that’s not why he longs for their embrace. He wants and craves the validation of the cool kids he’s courted his whole life ... real New York rich people, celebs, and…

I have been waiting so long to say this:

Right. And similarly, poly people are told countless times by monogamous folk that their preferences aren’t natural and go against instinct. Assholes go both ways. I’m not saying you do the proselytizing. I’m saying that the assholery of what relationships people are allowed to have has, until recently, been a…

I don’t tell poly people they’re wrong. I tell them it’s not for me. But I’ve been told countless times by poly folk that my monogamous preferences aren’t natural and go against instinct. I’ve reached the point where I react to anyone preaching poly the way react to a missionary on my doorstep.

Whew, so there are finally asshole poly people to match the asshole mono people.

As long as it doesn’t turn into a crapfest like Behind Closed Ovens that shitlord C.A. Pinkham used to do. I’ve been trying to think of some good topics to email to Salty, but it turns out I’m a pretty low-key diner without much imagination.

Poly is older than that?

The box of stuff itself wouldn’t really bother me, but in conjunction with the recent-ish hookup it would make me worry a lot more. I obviously don’t know the finer details of the relationship, but I don’t think I’d have the confidence to move on to cohabitation after just 7 months.

Why is it ridiculous that a game published by Sony isn’t on Xbox? Ugh it’s ridiculous that Sea of Thieves isn’t on PS4!

How didn’t it fit the timeline of the show? In season one the show takes place in 2020. Hamilton was making waves in 2015-2017. So it fits right in. 

And it’s never wise to bring up “curing” to a cannibal anyway. Everything reminds them of food, so you’re just giving them ideas.