Backdoor effort to promote a show on the Simpsons, why I would never think that is a possibility.

What even was this? It felt like a backdoor pilot to a spinoff of a show I didn’t want to watch. The whole thing felt like one of those american dad episodes where they do a whole episode parody of a genre. Only this was not funny and relied entirely on Bill hader slumming it through the show.

I hope you understand that bluegrass was an irish/scottish/english tradition that settlers embellished upon. of course later it was influenced by african american music (like literally every genera) but to say it wouldnt exist without that influence is hyperbolic and untrue.

Honestly I wish they would remove the fantastic beasts part and just focus on Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Also remove Johnny Depp and bring back Colin Farrell.

I’ll concede to that.

I’m still not -technically- wrong. *polishes Bureaucrat badge*

2 oz. is a shit ton of jelly beans.

I wouldn’t call it my #1, but I don’t hate it. Licorice can rot AND it’s dangerous for you on top of that!

I wouldn’t say bad things, but things that just missed their mark but have serious potential. Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. The Shape of Things to Come. Stuff like that.

My gal keeps complaining about sex, saying things like “whoa dude, your huge-ass-and-also-sexy human muscles keep smothering me when you do the sex on my naked sex body and shit and there’s some orgasms,” and like “whoa brah reel it in, that dick is a like an elephant nose! And it’s all prehensile and…

Fuckin-A.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

So I guess this is my chance to rant.

I’m sending you to bed without supper.

Is it so strange that these exist? I don’t want my flavors mingling.

I’m surprised her answer wasn’t “whichever gets me the bigger tip.”

The pretentious asshole is you.

No, they just won’t suck your dick for tips. You wouldn’t like it.

You think some commenters are being PAID ??? Wow. You really are the exact kind of wingnut I thought you were.

You are a grade A asshole, and should NEVER go out to eat.