I was really hoping this was some unholy pre-mixed box of disparate childhood memories. I should’ve stopped reading at the headline and completely shut my brain off after seeing the terrible bowl of horrors on the box art. Charging a ridiculous 400% premium on an LGBT special edition cereal mix is somehow less…

Yes

An issue for a different reason, but I found a company I used to work for blocked The New Pornographers’ website. 

You can now add the band Pain in the Dick to that list since the search pops up this comment.

Yankee Ghost

Feel free to add your own.

Looks like an Aquapet!

“It” is most commonly used to refer to inanimate objects and other non-living things. “They” is most commonly used to refer to people and other living things.

i am ONE great idea away from never having to leave my house again. 

My wife bought me 12 new pairs of boxers for my birthday, which I was legitimately excited about; as the old pairs had been through a lot, but my excitement was quickly turned to disappointment as I saw they were button fly boxers...  Had to explain to her why this was a bad present now and that no, it’s not the same…

come at me, terrorists

When in high school, we moved to a new area and I needed a haircut so I opened the Yellow Pages (LOL) and picked the place with the best pun. “Shearlock Combs” was my go-to for a few years, but more importantly my mom started going there. When my mom passed, her stylist came to the wake and I cried a lot. That woman…

8 seconds plus the 30 second wait plus the added time to clean the appliance, plus the added nuisance of a one-use appliance taking up space.

I’m thinking this:

Grill med/med well

Good morning sir, do you have a few moments to talk about our lord and savior, bacon fat?

Eggs....Oh yeah, that’s the big one. She does the Pam spray too, no fuckin way.

Some future state fair will have a butter sculpture of Magary housing a burger....

Fats and oils are the conduits through which flavor travels.

welcome back dad but we like mayo here now