Video is silly, but she looks hot and I love this song.

All it ever did was wre-e-eck walls.

I hope that he finds some comfort in the fact that I would totally fuck him.

Dat drop crotch.

Right? My first instinct was, "Take that coat off," and my second instinct was, "...so I can wear it for a while."

Why does every post need to reinvent the fucking wheel? I read all the time and love finding nonsense uses for stuff I have hanging around the house - AKA HACKING DUHFACE - so this blip of an idea made me really happy.

Um. I'm sorry, but insulting kids for not being good at games? That's fucking ignorant. There are kids, many kids, regular kids, who could wipe the floor with your judgemental ass. There are also many, many more adults who are just getting into casual gaming who are learning whole new skill sets that tons of kids…

I support their use of rape as a narrative element, given that it isn't gratuitous or exploitative. I know it's a touchy subject, and I've been a victim of sexual violence myself, but the topic shouldn't be completely off-topic to complex, creative story-telling just because it's unsettling and disgusting. Probably…

Then why bother at all?

Personally, I disliked ARR immensely for the three beta periods I played it for. But then, I'm so burnt out on MMOs, that for a relaunch to just fall back on so many tropes with familiar Square language is just... not what I'm looking for right now.

Dobby's looking for someone to S.P.E.W. all over his face.

The Basilisk gets me so hard.

Fuck Gary Oldman, marry Emma Watson, kill Voldemort.

It's not an abortion, it's a preemie. I think it's be survive, but it'll be hard going, and everyone in the close family is going to have some stressful nights.

Agreed. Imagine if another major basic accessibility component of a non-MMO was missing at launch. "Have fun with the new Call of Duty, guys; we should have the X button functionality patched in at any time now." "Enjoy the new copy of Monopoly you just bought; we'll print out some money for you in a month or so." …

Wait, you're saying Gawker sites use sensationalistic headlines?! What's the world coming to?!?! Punctuation!!!!

This is the largest scale I've seen for one, by far. But there are other somewhat radical mods, yeah.

Yeah, I think it's a step beyond fair use as homage and seems like some direct asset lifting? Tough call.

Quite frankly, the non-clamshell and non-XL screen sizes are total deal-breakers for me. I would rather save the extra 80 and get the superior model that will likely remain the superior model for most of the console's lifespan.

Jigglypuff still doesn't miss a squat day.