My sister and I have a line we borrowed from Asa Buchannon on "One Life To Live". The only problem is saying it without laughing, but it works. Ready? "Excuse me I have to call Saudi Arabia.". Works everytime.

Your point is well taken, you're right. I must just tune out the ridiculous ads during sporting events, I also don't watch much except college football. I am so tired of the ridiculous "Hail to The V" commercial from Summers Eve that it made me forget all the stupid beer ads.

My brother is 12 inches taller than my sister. It happens.

My favorite part was the old guy laying in bed with a CPAP mask on.

I'm kind of happy about this ad. Normally the sexist ads are aimed at women, the Diet Coke ads featuring the construction worker comes to mind. Nice to see Penney's jump on the bandwagon of sexist ads meant to disguise otherwise mediocre products. Does Phoebe Cates get paid for using the most famous bikini shot in…

Reason #2for being happy about menopause.

I married after living with my husband for 8 1/2 years. I love him, we wanted to be married. We celebrate our 20 th wedding anniversary in a few months. Sometimes, you just know it's time.

After observing the overtly racist tirades since we elected President Obama, this does not surprise me at all. I thought we had evolved out of racism, not even close. We have a long way to go before we can proclaim that everyone is treated equally.

Actually the No. 1 ingredient is sugar. That's why kids should not eat it, or anyone else for that matter. They might as well give kids frosting on toast, it's just about the same thing.

I wanted to be John Wayne when I was a little girl. People would ask me what I wanted to be and I said John Wayne. I walked like him, tried to imitate his voice, watched all his movies, except past my bedtime. I'm a 51 year old heterosexual woman, albeit, I am not very feminine. A life of riding horses, getting…

See the world can change. What a great story,bless these folks for their open minds and bless Jack for saying what she believes. What a lucky child to have a loving and supportive family. This is the way it should be.

How narrow minded of me. Please forgive, cyclists can be very sexy.

Why did I think spandex on a man was sexy?

This stuff works great and sodoes the cleanser.

I think cell phones are the most obnoxious invention of the past hundred years. Yes, it saves lives everyday, it's convenient to find an address, etc. But I want to know why people now feel they must talk on their phones while shopping, walking, lunching, attending sporting events, fishing, boating, waiting for the…

His Mother's name is Rain In DeSpain,

Maybe get it for your niece, but wait until summer break. You don't want to tempt her to watch L&O instead of study. Or give it to her anyway, she might need the diversion.

Jerry Orbach was a shining spot in many episodes. Not surprised he loved his wife so much, I'm sure she felt the same way.

Just add $35 and that is my mortgage payment. I don't need DVD'S, it's on almost all day long.

Aren't all TV shows and movies portraying teens filled with irresponsible imagery? All of the girls are beautiful, well-dressed, live in beautiful homes, have money to burn and have enough freedom to hide their relationships. If we boycott every TV show that shows irresponsible imagery there will be nothing on TV. …