Remember that case in Channelview, TX? Wanda Holloway wanted to hire someone to kill Verna Heath because Wanda blamed her when her own daughter Shanna didn't make the cheer squad. Killing Verna would be so upsetting that Amber would not be able to cheer, plus Verna wouldn't be around to keep Shanna off of the squad.…

Heather's face looks bloated. Sometimes you need to stop injecting your ass fat into your face. It gives you the bloated look of someone on a 3-day drunkfest.

I guess she's 16 in dog years or something. She really looks much older to me, but maybe it's her personality and gestures that make her look older.

She has a little girl. Does she want more?

My husband likes "Laughing Cat" wine. It has a cute label and clever name. If that guy hates his 100 grand wine, he'll never admit it and there is no refund.

Sounds to me like Crystal is willing to do anything for money. That makes Crystal a hooker with one client and a curfew. If she's going to be a successful hooker, she needs to have a talk with Heidi Fleiss or at least someone well-versed in these matters, like Charlie Sheen.

Define old. My husband and I are retired, we think Glenn Beck is an idiot, Rush is a bigger, fatter idiot and Bill O'Reilly is the biggest idiot of the bunch. Our kids on the other hand think liberals are just wrong, want Obama out and believe that tax cuts for the rich will somehow help the middle class. Where did…

Who could let their little boy cry and scream for entertainment? I bet this is how future Bridezillas start their training.

I love that she would prefer a pro-life event over an abstinence event. Sounds like she is pro-screwing. And besides adoption, what are the other options for an unwanted baby? I don't think there are boarding schools for babies.

A pair of white boots, just like the ones Sky King's niece Penny wore.

Maintaining a dignified silence? Doesn't that include sending a lengthy rude and insulting e-mail? I really hope the bride thinks long and hard before marrying into this family. The groom's Mom sounds OK, but the whole situation screams of future miserable relationships.

There was a TV special on BBC America about this. One lady missed her grandson when her daughter moved to Austrailia, so she took pictures of the grandson to one of the ladies who makes them and she created a doll that looked just like the real thing. You can get them with a heartbeat and breathing options. One…

Don't worry about dating, it sounds like you are happy with the status quo. You are very young and have plenty of dating years.

Thanks for the giggle.

I double dog dare you!

It was bad enough when they changed the name from Sugar Pops to Corn Pops and now this. I'll be like Elaine looking for "the sponge" hoarding cases of Corn Pops and trying to evaluate guests as "Corn Pop Worthy". Oh the humanity.

From the letter it appears Heidi and Freddie are paying for the wedding. I think the Mother-in-law is acting entitled by airing her grievances in this manner. I would run if I were Heidi.

The writer never says that Heidi wants her to pay for the wedding. She says Heidi should lower her sights to something that she (Heidi) and Freddie can pay for. As far as eatting and napping, perhaps she was ill, perhaps she had been very busy and was genuinely tired or perhaps she was tired of hearing her list of…

She has a lot of nerve putting down the girl's parents for not being able to contribute much money towards the wedding. She makes it sound like a character flaw instead of just being gracious about any money offered at all. If I were Heidi, I would run from Freddie and his poisonous pen Mother. Imagine how she'll…

Sheridan would br appalled!