I'm ordering a cake for the wedding. I'll toast with fake champagne and cut the cake and pull out all my Lady Di books and re live the awesome wedding over and over. I wish for them the fairy tale we all wish we had. Love and luck,

I wonder how much it costs to have a fly-over at every race?

Andy Cohen seems to be an expert in trash TV. If he thinks Heidi is trash, I'm going to take his word for it.

Exactly what I was wondering.

Jen's magical blonde hairdo has mesmerized her. She is unable to control herself and the more she plays with it, the more fun it is. She can twirl it and stroke it and wash it and blow dry it.

Thank you. You're right, I should stop crying over what I lost and get on with my life. I know that I am very lucky. So many people face things much worse than physical pain. I will not die from AA (adhesive arachnoiditis) but I mourn the loss of my job which is how I perceived my self-worth. I'm just feeling…

I agree that most workers don't have the luxury of doing what they love. As a young person, I didn't have any focus regarding what I really wanted to do. I know people will work tremendously difficult schedules to keep food on the table and miss seeing their children's school plays, or taking care of their own kids…

@sin2563: But don't you see life isn't a grind if you love what you are doing? Yes, some days are overwhelming, but even as an analyst, I felt good about the work I did, the successful completion of a project afters months or even years of no weekends, no summer vacation and shortened holiday parties. I don't…

I realize being a hedge fund trader is a stressful job. You are on-call, work ridiculously long days and work 6-7 days per week. However, a lot of folks work long stressful hours with little time off. What would happen if every stressed out employee in every stressful occupation quit their job to go skiing for…

@GoodBadNotEvil: I agree. I think if your husband goes out to find himself, he generally finds himself in someone else's bed.

@JudyPaceFace: In a weird way I feel like your assertion that AA women have no one to marry if they are educated, smacks of racism. By the way, I have a college degree and additional education beyond my BA and I have spent the past 28 years with a high school dropout. Education is not important, race is not…

@ChoirGrrl: The First Lady should wear this dress while twirling fire batons to the tune of "Amerca" sung by Neil Diamond.

We need an Asshole Registry in this country.

@egg cream: Agreed

@wakwito: I forgot no morals Angie's kids are fair game. Unless of course Brad leaves Angie and takes the kids to be raised by St. Jennifer of Tanning. The children would be raised by suntanned Saint Jennifer in her suntanned home and her suntanned life.

Any tabloid that makes up stories regarding babies and children should be fined a huge amount of money and people should boycott read: stop buying said tabloid. I would be furious if someone put pictures of my children in a magazine without my consent and then speculated on what was/is wrong with the children.

@danps: Yes there is, an aging beauty who believes her self-worth is defined by her looks. Pity we can't fix them up together.

@mwynn13: I'm a little sensitive about the subject, my birthday is next month and even though I'm happily married I see so many friends making bad choices because they are afraid to be alone.

@knightgee: Yup, I agree completely. But how can we change the world? By continuing to make statements like yours and refusing to accept Mr. Sheen's behavior as acceptable, because he's a guy. Very well said.

In the picture of Paz de la Huerta, the guy in the back with the magic wand is desperately trying to fix it. It also looks like a key hanging on the hem over her shoe, maybe it's the key to her awful ensemble. Or not.