This is actually what happens to Bridezillas after the wedding. They never show that on TV.

@Gretchen: Lake effect? I grew up on Lake Superior and I am familiar with the terms lake effect and colder by the lake. Ahh winter.

@matttrick: As a former waitress and cook, please do not patronize restaurants, ever. I don't have balls, but if I did...

@amandahugnkiss: Umm, having raised children my husband and I got a couple of dogs. They are always happy to see us, they do not borrow the car, they do not ask for money and they do not run up your phone bill. Just sayin'. Lol

We're making a break for it at midnight, pass it on.

"How many calories in a thumb?"

I quit smoking ten years ago. For the first six weeks I was nauseous and very angry. I chose to quit right before exams, the holidays and then my Step-Father died. But I did it. I will never smoke again because it was so hard for me to quit. My employer was great and paid for the Nicoderm patches and counseling…

@Large_Colonial_Dolls: Umm, if you don't touch the pooh, what's the problem? Maybe it's because you are used to using a scoop.

@bellaluna0511: I'd forgive Mom & Dad but not your sisters. Give them coal for Christmas and remember this when you pick bridesmaid dresses-I think the big pouffy dresses with big hats.

Happy happy happy to be alive!

I didn't think I could be disabled, I was healthy, I worked out, no smoking or drinking and I worked hard for 20 years at my company. But one day my back started to hurt and here I am 7 years later and we're going to be OK. We worried ourselves sick for about 2 years, but after my Soc. Sec. hearing I had benefits…

When I watched Tyler and Catelynn give their baby to adoptive parents, all I could think is please take Tyler and Catelynn with you! They need adoption too. Thank you for helping these kids. Everytime Catelynn's Mom verbally attacks her, I want Catelynn to turn and look her Mother right in the eye and say "you…

@LutherNipperkin: Tribles and ponies and puppies and kids with dirty faces and sticky fingers clutching a fistful of dandelions and the sound of Mom playing the piano before school. Aww, now I've done it, need a handkerchief.

@M011y: Bravo, wish I'd known about this, those kids need a lifeline of support. Abusive drug addicted parents helped them decide to let their child have the chance to have the love and support they never had. Poor kids, God love them for their decision.

I find it impossible to view Lizzy as nothing short of courageous.

@voteforme: Unless you are completely unprepared and just starting menopause. Serious bleeding, no warning.

@curmudgeon5: No but I did use it to stretch and often to run my hands in warm water in the summer. They keep comp. Operations rooms extra air conditioned so the real brains of the company are comfortable. At least my soda doesn't get warm during the day.

@deleahrium: I'm so glad. Silver lining. Happy Holidays or not.

What about the additional puking when the holidays are here? Those people eat cod soaked in lye. I know, it was the only bad part of my blissful Christmas each year. How much Aquavit does this guy drink?

@that girl: No, get one of the old fashioned belts and a big old box of giant kotex and store them on top of your desk.