YOU ARE RIGHT.

I *think* (and I hope), that the first couple lines are a reference to The Stranger by Albert Camus. Kind of a weird intro, but that's what I got.

"Why do women string men along and make men think they're interested instead of giving us an honest answer?"

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

Personally, I want to see what $5000 can get me in terms of ice cream.

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

i have been a strict vegetarian for 12 years. i don't remember what meat tastes like (except an unfortunate chicken quesadilla incident... blergh) so these meat substitutes are just a salty chewy thing that isn't made out of a dead animal. YUMMMY!

Hi! So the story you're commenting about was mine.

My husband's friend (late twenties, uber-rich parents, works at his dad's law firm) didn't know how lemonade was made. He was perplexed when he saw me juicing lemons and adding water and sugar in a pitcher. He thought all lemonade was made in a factory.

are you for real? not caring is completely understandable. having gone through life literally not knowing there was more than one way to cook an egg is BAFFLING. the thing that is baffling is HE DIDN'T KNOW OTHER WAYS EXISTED, not that he didn't know how to do it himself.

not caring how they're done and not knowing multiple ways TO COOK EGGS are completely different.

PREACH. So many of my friends seem to make their mothering decisions based entirely on a mix of guilt and fear and not based on what they want/think is best for the kid. I have not had that problem so far, which leads to awkward conversations like:

Twinsies! After a loooooong bad marriage, I joined OKCupid, and wound up getting tied up and given (up to 20 in one night) orgasms on the regular. Fuck marriage!

What a delightful story and a beautiful couple!

I'll admit, I have head lice right now. I am sitting at work as we speak trying not to scratch my head too much. You think it's embarrassing to get it as an adult because your kids brought it home from school? Well I don't have any fucking kids. I don't know where I got it (a hotel maybe? I've stayed in a lot of those…

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My BFF and I drove down from Vancouver to Seattle to see the AcroCats in June. It was such an amazing show, although not because of what was happening on stage. She and I were so excited that we'd found GF onion rings in town that we'd ordered huge portions each. We went straight to the show with our leftovers. During…

Chesthair will be back soon enough. Is soo sexy.