#notallsharks

yep... this happened to a friend. she was taken to the hospital thinking she had a kidney infection... nope! surprise you're having a baby! the thing is, if you're tall and broad, a little chubby, and you just have HUGE BOOBS, your stomach never gets bigger than your boobs... well, it's easy to say it's something…

i would totally want a funeral like this. it would be awesome.

not everyone can take birth control. there are a lot of things that will make it ineffective or downright dangerous to one's health. being overweight makes it significantly less effective, and as we have all heard before, obesity and poverty go hand in hand. if you are on birth control, smoking cigarettes can cause…

I personally love the feeling of spanx. I wonder if they will have plus size. ..

... casual gowns aren't a thing?

"ombraids"

off topic but his father... ♡_♡

did you just quote my ex-boyfriend?

one: there was a woman who lied for every reason to get out of work - the most elaborate was that she had lost her family in the rubble of the japanese tsunami and needed to fly there (from vancouver) to search for them so she wouldn't be in for the two days of the weekend. back monday and they had had a miraculous…

also: speaking for the one I work for, but it is trying to go paper free so signing up face to face or online limits the mail you will get significantly.

with the charity that I fundraise for, when we take down your information to sign you up, we give you the option to choose if you want your name exchanged with other organisations (I do face to face monthly donors) and I always check no for people unless they request it.

this guy was eating a huge block of cheese on the skytrain. he cracked it open and was walking around the platform gnawing on a fat block of cheese... thank gawd he got on the same carriage as me so I could photograph and videotape him. I mean, I love cheese and everything, I really love it. this is what you do in…

I cried just reading the damn blurb. ;_;

I found them incredibly uncomfortable no matter how I inserted them or how short I clipped the stem. :(

I also spend only $6 in laundry every two weeks... I'm a drrty grrl though

I feel like a rent of 950 would include all utilities (my apartment has electricity, water, gas all included.).

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

one day, I had had a long and stressful set of classes at school. so, I decided to reward myself with a tasty treat. so, I biked (up a huge hill in the blazing sun, mind you) to my favourite coffee shop. they had a carrot cake that was beyond amazing. so, after all is done and said I sit down and begin enjoying it.…

i made an account here today for the sole purpose of talking about umbrellas... oh god. I have had the same umbrella for 5.5 years!!!, and it was previously owned. it is getting to the point that there are even holes in it. even though I am currently in the market for a new one, I can say the only brand I will ever…