Don’t tell anyone, but a significant portion of sales (oh, let’s say 15 million/200 million) comes from parents taking the sign-up sheets to work, either with or without a child in tow, to let coworkers get a crack at buying the cookies without being accosted by strange children outside the grocery store. That didn’t…

You stop that you! :)

I think the Keebler grasshoppers are the same? Thin mints are the best ones.

People found out about the cookie dough nanobots receiving DNA altering 5G waves from Satanic pedophiles hunkered down in their pizza bunkers.

This seems like the only logical answer. The Kardashians are afraid of being eaten by lemurs.

Aye. I don’t mind using a different account but I lost my history and rep and it’s going to take another decade to build that anew again. Being in the grays isn’t so bad. I always used to read the grays and still do, but I don’t think everyone does.

Annnnnd I just launched a strawberry out of my mouth and across the room in laughter. 

You know how butterflies (and other small things eaten by not-so-smart predators) often have big circles on their butts to give the impression that these circles are the eyes of a much bigger creature? That’s what those Kardashian leggings look like.

Ok so I’m the oldest (and corniest) person here - I’m the only one who sees this as a ripoff of open-cheek pants made by Ryan O’Neal’s character in “So Fine”?

the answer to cleavage: assage

Apparently, we are all horny as hell and sick and tired of sweatpants and we want to wear as many cutouts as possible when we re-emerge into a post-pandemic world, because we want to broadcast said horniness and willingness to engage with the world. And, of course, retailers are just trolling us now, because they know…

I was going to suggest a fart escape hatch.

That’s a dog? That’s not a dog, that’s something either of my cats would beat the crap out of.

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Pond.  A pond is shallow enough that sunlight can reach the bottom everywhere.  A lake must have water deep enough that sunlight cannot penetrate.

Twitter was a mistake.  

Just curious. Who else is having trouble posting comments? I doing this from my phone but I haven’t been able to post from any desktop browser at all.

It’s weird to read this which is written as this is ancient history, with the author coolly observing this phenomenon as if from afar. I am eight months older than William. I remember well the incongruity of flipping through Tiger Beat or Seventeen looking at pictures of teenie bopper pop stars and actors, only to be…

I’m not a “no nickname as given name” purist (Jack is fine, Kris is fine) and I’m not a “don’t name your baby until it’s born” type but I do think nicknames should develop organically. Give your kid a solid, easily spelled and read given name and then as you get to know your kid you can determine what nicknames work.…