I guess you haven’t heard of BDSM?
anneelliott1993
anneelliott1993
I’m a 32 year old who hasn’t shaved in almost two weeks, and I still look younger than this guy
“Coleman slapped and choked her without her consent in a hot tub”
Dude looks like crying Toby Maguire...
Alternative headline, whiny little bitch refuses to hold self accountable for anything.
During the worst of the COVID times earlier this year, I used to have really bad anxiety attacks every day after work. Just constantly feeling all the symptoms. I started taking magnesium to relax my muscles but also discovered the Meditation Oasis podcast. I’d lie in my dark room and listen to her calming voice…
I know it’s too late at night to take a walk, but it helps me to move my body. And do something mindless yet productive: refold pants, a crossword puzzle, crochet. Keep hands busy and mind distracted.
#Dumbkirk.
Letterkenney is hilarious—you really have to listen for the wordplay. It’s even more funny if you live where I do. Jared Keeso is from Listowel, Ontario, which is just about half an hour from where I am, and my best friend comes from the area (and according to her, the whole show rings true, including the meth…
If you can get a kid to think that learning things is cool and fun, you’re halfway there, so that’s fantastic.
We had one of the aunts over for a socially distanced evening, and since dude has FIVE AUNTIES everything has to be levels of perfect so I don’t become the point of auntie discussion/gossip. So I made a cake.
When I was a kid we had an old Fanny Farmer cookbook in our house, the kind with super vague directions, and my sister and still quote the taffy instructions to each other, “pull until you can’t pull anymore, then pull some more.”
Also Dark on Netflix! German sci-fi, all about time-travel. SO GOOD!!!
Happy weekend friends!! It was my birthday on Friday. It was one of the more relaxed ones I've had in recent years too! Sat in the driveway with my neighbours and a couple of friends, drank champagne, and laughed and chatted. Started at 3, in bed by 9!! I treated myself to Pol Roger champagne and this bad boy cake,…
Does anyone else read shit like this and just kind of throw your hands up and say “ fuck?” Not “ what the fuck”, not “the fuck”, just “fuck.”
Totally not the point of the contest submission but appropriate for Jezebel. A Facebook acquaintance shared that awful meme about how Biden wants to kill babies 5 minutes before they’re born. Some woman commented that she is a nurse at an OB office and has had to carry dead aborted fully grown fetuses to the…
No, this is good. I wasn’t sure how to spell it so I just picked the first one in spellcheck. Turns out neither me nor my machine are very educated on this.
Burner to not self-dox - I caught my then boyfriend, now husband in a lie once. I came into a room, and he was listening to headphones intensely. I asked him what he was listening to, and he said “NPR”. I thought nothing of it, and went about my day, until about half an hour later he came to me, crying. He was…
Why do parents do this stuff? When we moved, our rabbit went to live at the zoo but was “taken home by an employee that realized he was too domesticated.” Pretty sure he became snake food. Sorry about your cat.