Much nobler creatures, in fact ❤︎

“The people of Portland won’t put up with no safety any longer.”

Lizard brain, exactly*: Food; Power: Money; Sex. Hatred.

Customer: “I’m looking for a book about that guy that climbed a mountain”

I am never schlepping boxes of books again. I had enough I could easily have opened up a bookstore. The elevator broke the day I moved, be cause of course it did. BOOKS ARE TOO DAMN HEAVY! I also made the mistake of loading big boxes full of books on a previous move. Do you know how heavy a large box filled with books…

I just heard an interesting comment regarding President Trump on MSNBC. I thought it was very apt, and wanted to mention it. I am a “word” person, and I enjoy a clever phrase.

Y’all?

I had federal jury duty pre covid and I swear I almost got to the point of needing a jury myself. It was a criminal drug case and was long, like six weeks, so the pool had to be really big and they had difficulty getting jurors. We had to come in for a third day because of it. The intro and waiting was bad enough…

I’ve never understood Chicken as an insult. Chickens are always ready to rumble. 

That’s one sexy mother-clucker. 

Hallo everyone! Is it just me, or has this week just been a steaming pile of infested cat shit? I’m just exhausted by the world at the moment; it’s not even one specific thing, just a multitude of itty-bitty-shitty-nitties. So I'm eating all the carbs, supressing too many strong feelings, and watching IASIP. 

Yeah.

aka the Nazi brown shirt ensemble.

Melania Trump looks like she been holding in a fart for like 15 years.

Starred for Lizzie Bennett. 

I’ve always assumed that Waddle’s obvious sexual attraction to his daughter has everything to do with his bottomless narcissism. What, in his universe, would be better than banging a female version of himself? 

It’s a hideous color for anyone.*

To give the impression of propriety I suppose. I doubt there’s much hot sex happening in the Kushner household these days. And let’s not forget:

Megan, all I saw were two sister wives who looked pregnant.

That is a breathtakingly hideous color for her. I could see it working on like Lupita Nyong’o