Hmm, wasn't there a blind item not too long ago about a celebrity flashing B- and C-list celebs on the sets of movies? Interesting!

At least "Cain Train" is better than "Hermanator." And I like how he has a book titled "Godfather's Pizza"! Probably to explain why it's so crappy ...

I would laugh if this didn't make me want to cry. Very well done.

Stop trying to make obsess not happen. It's never going to not happen.

His milkshake brings all the bats to the yard

I hardly know anything about her (and haven't seen either show), so I don't feel like I can really comment on this, but I will say that many comedians don't seem that comfortable in front of the camera at first, only to go on to have successful shows (i.e. Everybody Loves Raymond and even Seinfeld to an extent). So…

I wonder if 2 Broke Girls would be acceptable if instead of Kat Dennings in the role it was Whitney!

Something I learned a few days ago: Whitney is an exec producer for "Two Broke Girls." I haven't seen either show, but it seems a lot of people have an allergic reaction to Whitney but find "Two Broke Girls" tolerable. I thought that was interesting.

They're hoping you don't drink the Smart Water first.

Between this and the "Let Women Die" piece of legislation, I'm so glad I'm on vacation next week. I'm stepping away from technology and spiral of doom for one week. Of course, there will probably be a nuclear holocaust next week, but whatevs. I'll be at the lake!

Ha! I'll take EGOT water.

Haha, I already hated her for getting to work with the amazing Amy Poehler! All of this new-to-me information is just whipped cream and cherries.

Especially because who knows what her mom's stance on the issues is? My mom and I have different viewpoints, and I would hate for my parents to be blamed for my personal stances on issues (although politically my mom and I are almost always aligned.) But you get the idea. I mean, wtf does her mom have anything to do…

I had no idea she had that background! I thought she was just some random celebrity. From now on, I will know her as more than John Krasinski's ex.

Then go to the bank like a motherfucking ADULT.

I want sex all the time and diamonds.

I don't know about y'all, but when I get pregnant I will also use my uterus to hide my rolled pennies. So it is kinda like a bank.

What?! That's ridiculous! There is an outlet mall not far from where I grew up that had the best make-up store. They sold make-up on its own, but the big manufacturers would send any unused gift bags to them so you could buy just the gifts for anywhere from $5 to $30. This was Clinique, Lancome, Estee Lauder ... all…

I love this article, and would love to see more like it! I'm a tad embarrassed to admit that I didn't know a few of these women.

I don't understand what those numbers have to do with anything. "Oh, people are just going to gain it back anyway, so no one should even try!" I'm not arguing with the stats, but when they're brought up, it just makes it seem like it's a hopeless endeavor. It's not. And that also doesn't make it a good reason for a…