They don't care if women die. They don't care if children are born into poverty. They don't care about helping single mothers, they don't care about ensuring a safe pregnancy or birth. They just care about banning abortion. That's it. There's no logic here, there's no compassion.

Christ, I bet Glenn Beck does have jars stuffed with uteri buried with his mountains of gold.

I wish people would stop their smear campaigns against Olive Garden! That shit is good, I don't care who you are.

But this isn't inhumane. They're trying to make a better, safer working environment.

But that's not what they're recommending. They're trying to make a better, safer working environment, particularly for female guards.

If you work in a prison and say that the inmates shouldn't be allowed access to porn, then I'm going to believe you know how to do your job and that the inmates shouldn't be allowed access to porn.

Okay, AA is evil, but I'm skeptical of Nancy Upton's intentions, too. After reading her entire blog post twice, it seems she's only vaguely aware that the cream puffs were insensitive at best and most likely a blatant insult at worst. And while I'm sure Iris was very nice to her to her face, who would go out drinking…

I just don't eat fruit. Problem solved!

I'm a Catholic GRITS too, and growing up was awful. A preacher at a fringe Baptist church told attendees that Catholics were no better than Nazis, so I came to school one day in seventh grade to find a giant swastika keyed into my locker. No one would talk to me for a few months until they found someone else to hate.…

I'd be okay with the frame, just not the same mattress.

Yeeeeeeah ... I'm one of those people who thinks that, if 50 percent of the population can do it, it's not art. I also think if you pay to see a live birth, that's kind of weird ... there are several videos out there you can watch for free if you're that interested. YMMV.

It is 10:14 p.m. on a Saturday night, and I am still at work. That, my friends, is a fail.

Sorry, boys ... I'm already riding Jason Aldean's big green tractor.

There's a lot of 'Got Milk?' propaganda, too. It's ALL propaganda.

My opinion is that it's because those places attract tourists and people relocating from other regions. Atlanta is "gay friendly," but it's rare to find a person in Atlanta who was born and raised either in the city, somewhere in the state or anywhere in the South. Meanwhile, I grew up in a small town north of Atlanta…

"...having the balls to accept that others will always perceive your success through their own definitions, and you might not measure up."

What a handsome boy ... I have a schnauzer who hates dogs his size and smaller, but loves big dogs like Dave.

I don't see the picture, but I'm so sorry for your loss.

I wish Jezebel would do a daily Tweet Beat dedicated to Stephen Colbert's tweets. They are always solid gold.

Exactly! It was funny, because they are two of the most mild mannered people I know. Very quiet, very smart, nerdy boys (well, men now). But apparently they almost lost their scholarships. Things worked out, though!