These places are there for one sole reason: To stop abortion. After that, screw you, you single mother whore drain on society slut.

I agree! I think she's just getting her feet wet, though, and I really look forward to seeing her in the future.

Two guys I went to high school with put the "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." quote on their answering machine in college. Apparently someone affiliated with the school called, got the answering machine, and it was a big kerfuffle because they were "making death threats."

I'm a 25-year-old cynical single mom to a schnauzer. I shop at Publix and Target. When will my voice matter?!?

Rick (talking head): I just don't see a market for this painting. It's cool, and I like it, but I just can't see it moving in the store and at the end of the day, this is a business.

Everyone in here is hardcore Republican/Tea Party. It's not easy.

Everyone I work with is supremely upset. Which, okay, if that's your political inclination, I guess I somewhat understand (not really, but whatever). But I just can't imagine actually being surprised that this was going to be her decision (not that I think she ever really considered it a true decision). I just love…

I love both, and at the risk of sounding braggy, I'm good at both. Baking, to me, is more soothing ... a way to melt away the stress. All you have to do is methodically follow a few instructions and then you get cookies and cake. Cooking is when I get to be creative. Why, lentils and pumpkin? Don't mind if I do.

"Are you going to Arizona to stalk Prince Harry?"

I see what you did there.

I've got it penciled in right after a trip to the bank and my mani/pedi.

I agree; I feel Pedrad and Bayer have been underused and may have more of a chance to shine if Wiig leaves.

I know it was on Thursday nights, because in the episode of "The Golden Girls" where they're burying their cranky neighbor, the funeral director suggests Thursday night and they say that "The Cosby Show" is on.

Okay, I absolutely adore Stephen Colbert and truly consider him a role model ... so, that being said, one of my friends asked me not too long ago what would happen if I ever meet Mr. Colbert and he ended up not liking me. That consideration seriously crushed me for about two days.

Quick! Someone get this man a cub scout, talking dog and a bunch of balloons!

Could it BE any more antiquated?

"Again, this is a general statement and certainly doesn't apply to all women who don't wear make-up (nor does it mean that all women who do wear make-up are well groomed)..."

I agree. I very rarely shop at Walmart — maybe once every two months (and only because they have my hair color). I almost always find SOMETHING wrong with the receipt, and yes, usually it is just a few cents.

I think so, too, hence the "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" advice. At my first job out of college, I know I dressed unprofessionally simply because I didn't know any better. Looking back, I feel so sad for myself because I know it worked against the image I was trying to project.

Honestly, I think it goes both ways for me ... I either notice make-up or hair first when meeting other women. It's probably 50/50. Although now that I think about it, I probably notice hair more than anything.