FWIW, a coworker of mine just had a baby (at 29 weeks, sadly ... though he is thriving and doing very well), but she was that big at three months. For some time there, we suspected she was either carrying twins or was further along than she said, but no ... she just got really big, really quickly. I'm not saying…

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Ugh. He says it himself:

I tried to heart you, but it wouldn't let me. So I am verbally hearting you.

Can't get on board with this one. I love football and I love fall and I love pumpkin spice lattes and boots and cold weather and the holidays. BRING. IT. ON!!!!

I love, love, LOVE that tiara. It kinda reminds me of MY tiara ... the $3 plastic one I wear on St. Patrick's Day that says "Irish Princess." Except, you know ... her tiara is classy and real.

I was on Ativan and Celexa for about a year, and it took two to three weeks to get over any initial reactions and feel truly "evened out." I'm not sure what you're on, but I never experienced "happy." It was more like stabilizing emotions and being able to handle stressors and anger in a much calmer fashion.

Nah, join the club. I do have a proper job, but it's not really the job I want. Zero savings, no boyfriend, a shoebox apartment and a farty dog. I feel like "Friends" lied to me. :-(

Nah, join the club. I do have a proper job, but it's not really the job I want. Zero savings, no boyfriend, a shoebox apartment and a farty dog. I feel like "Friends" lied to me. :-(

Go to college. You'll learn how to spell words like "soldier."

Yeah, Jim Carrey was creepy and it was wrong on a few different levels.

If abortion were made illegal, wouldn't some women resort to desperate measures? "If they really have their heart set, they'll find another way to do that, I know," she says. "But it'd still take the rate down."

I shower at least twice daily, so I'm taking away even more water from those Londoners. Bwahahaha!

Haha! That too!

After watching this twice (and wanting to throw up both times), I truly believe this was rape, for many reasons but specifically because I don't believe him when he says she went to go get the number of his coworker. No one does that. "Oh, you want to call your friend to tell him you didn't sleep with me, but you…

The Adam Scott/Paul Rudd bit with accompanying photo just made my head explode.

Please, please let Olivia Munn be at 14:59 of her 15 minutes.

I thought that candy necklace was too good to be true. :-(

Ass and thighs = okay. Tummy must still be flat, arms must still be sculpted.

That's what I do when I walk into the bathroom.