A woman's most important accessory is her apron.

The real tragedy is her hair style and eye make-up.

Lack of education and youthful marriages, yes, but there's also a discomfort in discussing anything re: sexuality, whatsoever. I think that's a big problem, not feeling comfortable in expressing yourself sexually.

Wait. Women are writing books now?!? Oh noes.

No idea why, but "delivery poop" made me LOL. We should develop different categories! Like "First Date Poop" and "Period Poop" and "Secret Agent Poop" (for those oopsie-poopsies).

Take out those damn hoop earrings and stop trying to make fetch happen.

See, you're doing it wrong! You're supposed to glob all of the icing into your mouth while waiting for the strudel to heat up. Then you're sad because there's none to put on the pastry, but still happy because you had the icing goodness. And no creative pressure! It's a lose-win-win situation.

That's it; men are naturally good at math and science, so baking is too easy for them.

Baking is supposed to be easy? Tell that to the gooey butter cake I attempted to make last weekend. *cries*

I wish I had read this earlier ... one of my friends asked if he could try to cook something, and I beat the shit out of him for not being cool. Does Hallmark make a card for that?

That's too funny. My first apartment was pretty much outfitted by IKEA. Since then, I've slowly been replacing the pieces with "real" furniture. People who say it doesn't make a difference must have never been to Haverty's. If I have to use one of those wrenches one more time, it's gonna get real, real quick.

Did he come off as bad in the series? I didn't think so. He didn't come across as great as the other husbands, but he didn't come off as a bad guy ... more like a prop.

Or Pop Tarts at all! Toaster Strudels are the shnizz.

I like everything you say except holding the door for those goddamn Smurfs. They can open the door themselves, those bastards.

I don't shop at IKEA because of the shitty furniture.

I have to tip my dog's groomer 30 percent. He's a real jerk (the dog, not the groomer).

Pippa: Did you know that most women take a shit on the delivery table while giving birth?

Did you know that an iPad is germier than your TOILET SEAT? <— next study

But did she poo?

I agree, both about January Jones seeming like a real bitch, and also that she may intend to be that way, at least to the child. Captain Von Trapp kept the Von Trapp kids at arms length through much of "The Sound of Music" filming so that they would always be slightly intimidated by him. I seem to recall another actor…