Now Michelle Bachmann knows how Texas feels.

Isn't this basically how it happens for those women on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"? They think they're taking a gigantic shit and *poof* a baby in the toilet!

No, I completely agree with you! It's just that I used to be hardcore anti-Sandra Lee until I learned about her background, and now I feel that since I know, I need to be all protective and such.

Say what you will about Sandra Lee, I always have a soft spot for a lady who loves her cocktails.

If I remember correctly, Sandra Lee's early years were spent in an abusive household, and she was then sent to live with her grandmother. They were extremely poor. In her biography, she talks about going to bed hungry many nights.

Equality ... it's so pesky!

This reminds me of the Golden Girls episode when Rose admits that her and Charlie had sex twice a day, every day, through their entire marriage except for one day. Blanche said that she didn't believe that, because Rose didn't even like to talk about sex. Rose's response was that she's found that people who talk about…

I used to work in an office right up the road from a gynecologist who performed abortions. It was usually madness to get through that area thanks to the "sidewalk counselors." And they doubly offended me, for being "sidewalk counselors," and also for blocking access to my favorite Mexican restaurant at lunchtime.…

Living in south Georgia, she echoes much of the sentiment among whites down here. If a black person holds a position of power, it's only because of the color of his or her skin (according to the many small-minded people who live here).

I'm okay with the advertising, because it's EVERYWHERE, and kids are exposed to it at a way earlier age. I'm not okay with the sexy underwear.

I am terrified of this happening. My parent's house has been struck by lightning twice, so now I am paranoid every single time I hear thunder.

Because if you make it to 15 years, you can release Barbies in your likeness! Totally worth it.

You are definitely safe. My dog can win a "cool race" against Lea Michelle. "You've get 10 tattoos? Well, I'm microchipped." Also, everyone is cooler than Lea Michelle.

Yeah, and I think there was another blind item about a celeb husband wanting out of the relationship. It didn't refer to a pregnancy, but most people seemed to be guessing Ben and Jen. I hope it's just gossip and not true, but the pieces add up.

1. I am sad about Will and Jada, if it is true.

I let my dog eat his eye boogies. Is that the same?

*sigh* I am the worst at concealing bad moods. I tend to get incredibly snappish. Even when I can control what comes out of my mouth, my face is a different story. If I think you're an idiot, you can totally tell. It's not something I'm proud of, but it is sometimes fun to watch the smile slide right off someone's…

I would totally go see this movie. My entire room was pimped out in Lisa Frank gear ... I was even a card-carrying member of the Lisa Frank Club, complete with desk set, trapper keepers and folders, pencils and pens, posters ... I didn't have a bedspread, but I definitely had a Lisa Frank sleeping bag. I even made my…

Thanks for posting ... I at first had images of her spilling out everywhere, but all of the important bits are covered. I don't see the problem at all, but I will say this is certainly not what the classical music world is used to, so I'm not too surprised at the commentary.

LOL, do you watch The Office? Your orange comment made me think of Angela saying "Orange is whore-ish."