I think he's asking who you want to have a love child with ... in the weirdest way possible.

Didn't she push Kim to do the Playboy shoot, even after Kim expressed how uncomfortable she was with that choice? Yeah, Kris. Grrrrrrreat parenting skillz.

Less fries for kids = more fries for when I supersize my order.

The woman gladly brings him breakfast in bed because she knows the public at large is laughing at the douchebag wearing those ugly ties.

I was going to post the exact same thing about Amy Winehouse ... I don't think it really matters whether she took drugs that specific night or not. I think her body just pretty much gave up after years of abuse. :-/

I still rocked the blue eyeshadow into the eighth grade ... call me a late bloomer!

I'd be more concerned about how the creepy cartoon guy knows what Queen Liz wears to bed.

The "It's Always Sunny" pic made me smile. I love those guys!

It is very serious. He should have thought of that before taking it out of his pants. Seriously, do these people honestly think they won't get caught?

I hope "Her skirt inflates to a tutu when she is happy" is somewhere in my obituary when the time comes.

It sounds like the stars who found out they were leaving via news reports rather than their boss got their agents involved ...

I kind of have to roll my eyes, too ... I live in south Georgia, where it's been in the 90s to 100s since June. Granted, it is hotter here than usual (heat index is in the 110s), but I sometimes feel like saying "If I have to put up with this all freaking summer, NYC and DC can live with it for a week or so!"

Is it hot where you are? I feel like it might be.

Did you check the email and go to the bank?

I. Loved. Laurie! Thanks for reminding me of him and that movie.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again ... I just absolutely love love. *le sigh*

Just FYI, I majored in journalism, and you will be fine if you work those networking skills, as it appears you are doing. You'll only make approximately $373 a year after taxes, but if you love it, that's all that matters. Good luck!

My first "celeb" crush was Prince William. I've only dated emotionally unavailable men. I think there may be something here ...

What the story doesn't mention is she was wearing those trend-setting 3D movie glasses she got when Wills took her to see Harry Potter.

You bettah recognize!!