I'm a very pale person, and I can tell you it's not really by choice ... I just don't really tan. I think she's probably the same way.

See? Even when I am right, I still do it!

I can't make fun of Sophie Monk, because I do shit like that all. the. time. Like today, I learned the saying is "in vogue." I've been pronouncing it "en vogue," much like the band behind some awesome early '90s music.

Losing wine + terrorism = worst day ever. :-(

"The baby must be made of lentils" is quite possibly the greatest sentence ever written, ever.

"You are more than just a number, Cheetah!"

Even better ... helping out without having to get cheetah poo off the carpet!

I can haz kitteh?

Those pictures were gone with the wind, but they're all coming back to me noooowwwwww ....

No, JetBlue. I am not.

Is one of the Muslims an extreme ... couponer?

I agree with you ... maybe "offensive" was the wrong word choice there.

I need to speak with this woman, because I'm still trying to figure out why it's important for 25-year-old women to be sexy. Damn, it's exhausting.

That's exactly how I see it ... it looks like the same girl, portraying a different persona in each pose. I'm not thrilled with the flier, but I also don't find it horrifically offensive.

No summer camp for me! I grew up in a very rural area. I don't feel like I missed out on the experience ... we all had bouts of poison ivy, we all encountered a bear, there's a huge lake behind my parents' house that we all went skinny dipping in, bonfires were made. My family may not be rich, but every day of my…

Yeah, it's some sort of meme where people take pics of themselves planking on random objects.

I have some accessories from Forever 21, but to me it is to clothing what Ikea is to furniture ... sheer crap. None of the clothes I purchased from there lasted over four or five months.

I feel like this information should be packaged into a children's book!

Marc Anthony doesn't have a temper because he's Latino, Marc Anthony has a temper because he's a zombie.

Um, duh. For example, I'm "I-can't-literally-kick-your-ass-because-I-have-zero-upper-body-strength-but-howzabout-a-game-of-Scrabble? Girl."