Whoops - I didn't see @nixonsspeeches already said that! But yeah, in the season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras they show like six people lining up at some mall to get her to sign her book.

She does have a memoir.

I feel bad for the TSA agent. She's just doing what the higher ups told her to do. I'm sure she doesn't want to touch anyone's junk, but may not be able to find another job or maybe she likes her job. I don't know. It puts food on the table. She deals with cranky, harried people all day, and then someone grabs her…

I work at a newspaper, and we had a lady come in who wanted to buy a bereavement ad for a pet ... I want to say it was a cat, but I honestly don't remember if it was a cat or dog. Anyway, the ad director ended up giving her a small ad because the lady was so torn up. I really think I will do something similar when…

I loved this post so much. I had to keep checking, because it reads like something Allie Brosh would write. Bookmarked!

If I ever get married, my husband will know a few of my expectations. He will know that I expect absolute fidelity. An affair, a mistress, a one-night stand are not to be tolerated. He will know that I expect respect, and to be treated as an absolute equal. He will know that I will treat him with that same respect.…

I had to "squee" at my work desk ... I love Jena Friedman, and I also have the lofty goal of writing for a late-night show. As I have a vagina, I'm aware that the likelihood of achieving said goal isn't too high. So whenever "one of us" gets in somewhere, I do a fist pump of solidarity. Then go back to my knitting.

Some people think she dresses "too old," but I think she dresses quite appropriately for her age. And I love how she's bringing back sleeves on dresses! I'm tired of seeing women in boob-baring, strapless gowns. Hardly anyone looks good in strapless, in my opinion.

Yeah, but unfortunately most people just think of Pride & Prejudice when they think of Austen. Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley were way above Jane and Elizabeth.

I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm not. As someone who lives in south Georgia, I'm only surprised that we haven't seen more cases like this.

@siuol11.2: Actually, I try to promote good working relationships with everyone in my department, including personal friendships. But romantic relationships become uncomfortable very, very quickly. I've never been in a situation where a relationship succeeded - there's always a break-up, there's always drama, there…

As someone in management, office relationships are seriously bad, bad, BAD ideas. Don't make us have to deal with that, people.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: Hmm. I posted but apparently my comment was eaten?

I hate to admit this but ... I like Hello Kitty. I do have the H.K. toaster and alarm clock, and I used to have the coffee maker, except it sucked ass. The toaster is still kickin', though.

Please don't tell me I'm the only one here who played the Quest for Glory computer games growing up? Baba Yaga's the villain in the first one (which focuses on Slavic myth - the game series was awesome because each game that came out focused on different cultures/mythology.) Anyway, B-Yo kicked some serious ass in…

Pregnant women don't need to be drinking wine because then there will be less for ME.

@WashingMyHair: Not serious at all. I just can't get all worked up over a company that may or may not have different political views than me. I certainly do not expect, or even wish, everyone to think exactly as I do.

@nancystender: One big word.

So ... because a corporation's political leanings may or may not match up with mine, I'm not supposed to shop there anymore? What about my Republican friends? Should I just get their Christmas gifts from Target?

While I agree with the idea behind this post, I have to say that I think it's now taking too much of the blame and placing it on the married person. Last time I checked, it takes two to tango. Fantasia knew what she was doing when she slept with a married man. He needs to step up and take his portion of the…