He’s the father of her kids and there’s no evidence he’s a bad parent—I’m sure she doesn’t want to badmouth him and make their offspring feel bad.

I’m dating a seventeen year old, THINGS ARE GREAT! GREAT!!! *sobbing*

I mean, he probably doesn’t actually say that verbatim, but it works perfectly as a summation of the character.

Based solely on BoJack Horseman, I would have to agree with this assessment.

You do understand that emotional abuse is considered domestic abuse, right? It isn’t domestic violence, but it is possible for someone to emotionally abuse one person and physically abuse another. I have seen it first hand.

Pretty sure that he says that verbatim on Bojack Horseman.

he dated arielle vandenberg. if that’s not “look how hot my new girlfriend is, yeah i can totally stand her voice, what do you mean?” then i dunno what is

Seriously, Will has never recovered from that divorce, walking wounded. I get the feeling he was always this kind of jackass, and before his marriage he’d always gotten away with it. But Amy don’t play that. And that is what destroys him. Really, truly leaving is the only revenge.

See, I kind of feel that being dumped by Amy Poehler (who has never said anything negative about Arnett) is just kind of a primal rejection of one’s worth that it shatters men. See also: Nick Kroll’s incredibly depressed appearances on CBB!

Eh. Great women end up married to assholes alllllllllllll the time.

I think she be really fun in small doses. Not a BFF, but someone to get brunch with every once and a while. Then she’d be like, “My baby told me from the womb that we needed to by a new house so we moved.” and I’d be like, “See ya in a couple months, Megs!”

Yeah but Amy Poehler was married to him, that is a hell of a character reference.

He is probably sure that it is true but he will get his ass sued if he doesn’t retract it. That’s why people don’t talk about the sexual predators in Hollywood.

That was probably the most upsetting celeb divorce for me. :(

I mean Bryan Singer has had a decent amount of allegations thrown at him, so I’m not mad at Galvin for this one. I imagine the apology was to avoid a lawsuit.

Oh, Will. Don’t be that divorced guy.

Sam Bee!!!!!!

The best part is that it took that melted Glade candle TWO HOURS to come up with his comeback about how long it took Hillary to respond. This has been killing me all evening, y'all.

It’s much more presidential then the “die in a fire, Drumpf” that I usually respond with.