It’s why all this name-calling on both sides really pisses me off. On top of both of them being very similar, both of them are infinitely better than the only other viable option, so stop being assholes to each other and beat the guy who will round up Latinos in boxcars and bomb any country that makes the slightest…

Not to mention their well over 90% identical voting records.

Thank you so much for saying this Lauren. A lot of people I care about are Bernie supporters. I get that it’s going to be a disappointment for Bernie supporters. I really do and I respect that. But please for the love of all that’s holy, if you actually care about a progressive agenda, don’t let that that…

Well, hello...

I don’t know what to say to this, except if she had been this eloquent and clear in her character reference, I suspect she would not be feeling this backlash. It’s almost like they were written by two different people.

Didn’t notice until you said it.

A bird with an extremely prolapsed butthole?

He was convicted of a crime that is encompassed by the federal definition of rape, regardless of what term California uses in its criminal statutes. So given his convictions it’s accurate to call him a rapist.

Just a creepy reminder of how much influence facebook can have over the cultural discourse.

We have been ignoring him for a long time in the UK and I promise you, you will not regret this path.

He’s at Amazon because his history of violence, problem drinking and racism made it impossible for him to continue at The BBC.

Why do you think we kicked him out of Britain and exiled him to the colonies?

Only ever heard the name. No idea who this guy is. So was I helping make this guy irrelevant without knowing? Nice. *clap* I just high-fived myself.

He’s being a complete cunt on Amazon Prime. This is just a win/win, Jeremy Clarkson hurt himself and Piers Morgan got punched in the face. Both utter cunts.

I totally WOULD!!! But I only have it on Netflix...that sounds pretty great. I love dvd commentary. I listened to all of it for the first 2 seasons of breaking bad and it was amazing. I had no idea how much of the most genius stuff was decided due to lack of funding or just happy accidents.

It really is amazing. It’s so smart and so funny and so fiercely feminist without ever sounding preachy and so focused on female friendships and just so all-around wonderful. Leslie Knope is everything.

Samantha Bee is a gorram national treasure. TBS needs to free up the show so it can go to HBO, where for one hour a week Oliver and Bee can make us laugh, tell us what’s fucked up, and how to fix it. A Samantha Bee/John Oliver hour would certainly help us all survive President Drumpf.

I love (almost) everything about this so much.

Part of me is interested to hear how his talk would even go. How is he going to explain to his student audience why he is there? How is he going to describe the actions that got him there? And I would love to see these kids shoot their hands into the air and be like, “So, you raped someone?” “No, I just got drunk and…