A longer sentence would hurt his feelings and we all know that men are delicate creatures.

Of course it is. This kid gets my vote.

“Princess Day” at dance class? My childhood ballet teacher would be horrified at the prospect of the children wearing anything but a leotard and pink tights. And the idea of her students having fun.

Ha, exactly my first thought

Do you think her costume is a reference to Princess Hotdog from Adventure Time?

She is the Little Flying Mermaid, duh!

You need to study abroad, preferably in France, to gain this type of perspective. /s You are a nicer person than I am.

I am the girl on the end who looks really uncomfortable and her dress is ill fitting and for some reason she is wearing wings? That is me.

I wasn’t all that impressed by it. But, we’re all different. Pharrell clearly was, perhaps I just lack the perspective necessary to appreciate it’s emotional depth.

Thank you. This is pleasant music that I would expect to hear in a clothing store.

I am missing the emotional appeal. Am I a stone-cold misanthrope?

Eh, he's only 19. I mean my rapist was 15 I think, but still, 19 isn't a late start on bring a rapist.

How the fuck do these people define a good family anyway? I thought teaching your kid that rape is wrong would be pretty high up there on the 'Good Parenting 101' list. And even if he came from the Brady Bunch, how would that excuse him being a rapist? I read another news story today about a man who killed three women…

Lucky he wasn’t convicted of possessing marijuana. That’s a REAL crime.

“I guess you get points for not raping anyone (or getting caught raping anyone) in the past!”

I think he’d have enjoyed punishing a young black man with a promising athletic career.

I am sure he would have sent a young black defendant with no budding athletic career on his way with the same slap on the wrist.

You know, I just did a google image on this guy and he looks just like I knew he would. And he is a frat bro, of course.

Yeah, imagine if judges regularly used that reasoning to sentence for murder.

3 fucking months for raping someone because I guess you get points for not raping anyone (or getting caught raping anyone) in the past! I mean one measly rape isn’t that bad you guys.