I am good at coming up with hilarious revenge plots. Technology needs to learn how yo implement them. I can’t do everything, technology.

It does kind of make you wonder what will happen when he reads a third book.

Just call it a bible for Dawkins-ists.

Speak for yourself, buddy. I’ve instituted National Wine Day and best of all, I celebrate it every day.

Here’s hoping the next school board election brings more women to the board, or men who are less liable to let their emotions make their decisions for them.

it wouldnt take me long to get got accustomed to a multi millionaire lifestyle

It seems perfect to me. Large, beautiful, secure. Two term president, a very good one, deserves a nice house.

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?

Can’t tell what the rest is, but the moving things are definitely katsuoboshi, or finely shaved flakes of fermented dried skipjack tuna. It’s delicious, and typically served on a Japanese savory pancake called okonomiyaki. It moves because it’s reacting to the heat from the food around it. It’s also used in fish stock…

and also undercooked turkey! (thanks for the salmonella, granny.) if it’s pink, you should rethink.

It looks like Hillary’s not really there and Jamie Lee is just smiling at a wig and a jacket.

WTF with Mario’s meal?!?!?

ew ew ew.

I make my own dresses and they come to two inches above my knee. I know because I measure.

A skull dress and no one checked Hot Topic?

I’ve ordered about 1/2 dozen pairs over the last 4 or 5 years and have been pretty happy with them (all 6" platform or wedge, open and closed toe).

Nice try Hydra agent Shiz. Nice try...

Whoa whoa whoa, let’s not bury the lede here.

I like to compress them down into diamonds, which I then wear.

Favorite strategy for hating and killing all men thread!