Damn right these kids shouldn't get anything for losing. Back in my day we had to EARN our awards. This was after walking barefoot to the games. 10 miles, with baseball equipment for the team. These kids today ar-*falls asleep*

Why do things for kids in America need to be fucking competitions? Why can't team play and cooperation be rewarded? You show up, are a good sport, try, but don't win so that's not good enough to recognize? America's only for winners?

This video makes me weep for my people and women. Nicki can do whatever she wants but as consumers and audience we should realize what larger role this plays in society. I fully remember the days when hyper-sexualized female rappers were not the norm. Queen Latifah, Monie Love, Missy Elliot, MC Lyte, Da Brat, Roxanne…

Ehh, RiRi did it last year, and she did it better, with "Pour It Up." The more POCs rubbing their asses in the faces of appropriators the merrier, but "Anaconda" doesn't strike me as all that brilliant.

My girl Nicki, like RiRi, could not give a single Fuck. A portion of this video isn't even music she is literally cackling her ass off! Even if I don't enjoy every song they release, I'm happy these island girls are laughing all the way to the bank.

Sweetie, I'm sure I'm in better shape than you are. I'm a size 2, have extremely low body fat, and still have areas that jiggle when not flexed. Why don't you go back to the red pill and talk about how women are icky?

Low blow, buddy. I was on board with your argument until you compared my fiance to pedophile, because I happen to be a thin woman.

Or [picture of anatomical skeleton with a wig on its head]

I have no problem believing you're not a man. :) But you do a lousy job of playing a woman, "hun". In general, women are a lot nicer to each other on this subject, and the ones who aren't wouldn't bother weighing in on it. Your characterization shows a lack of understanding of the subject matter, and an…

So, which aspect of a full-grown woman makes your swizzle stick wilt? Is it that she could kick your ass, or that a woman bigger than a Bratz doll might not find aspects of your manhood so impressive?

You're right that it's unfair of me to assume you were male. I know a ton of women who feel comfortable giving unwanted opinions on people's looks. Fair point. USUALLY, the internet comments come from people who explicitly state their men and that's why their opinion on such and such a woman is important.

I wondered when the new rules would start generating fresh new burner accounts. It's like a late spring, with trolls instead of daffodils.

You are deranged. Take care of yourself.

I picture you as looking super hot, though, because that's usually how men who critique famous women on the internet look.

Chubbiness and muscles are two different things. It's amazing how brainwashed people are into thinking that anyone who's above a size 2 is a fat piece of lard.

I'm not taking food advice from an American who dislikes America

Not fit? Has he seen that gun show? She could snap him in half like a twig and not break a sweat doing it. Actually, I would buy tickets to see that.

I would love to see the two of them in a push-up contest.

He's the psychiatry expert on Fox News.

Yes please, let's do continue to conflate being "fit" and "healthy" with being rail thin. It is my favorite thing in the whole world.