Its scary how they’re eating out of the hands of Vladimir the impaler.

Sir! Sir! You owe me a new computer monitor!

Quick—-which one would you take, Curt’s T-bird or Conan’s 92 SHO?

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Filed to: Fish Tank

Please stop autoplaying videos, if I want to watch it I will click on it myself.

*Somewhere in a darkened shack in the Massachusetts wilderness, Bill Belichick stands over a steaming cauldron, the cowl of a jet-black hoodie obscuring all but his mouth as fresh blood from an unknown tenth-round draft pick from 2012 drips off of a ceremonial dagger into the bubbling witch’s brew.*

“Double double,…

My friend, let me tell you about rec league softball.

Absolutely. This is a mature, logical and well-considered comment. As such, it has no place here.

Let me get this straight - you’re telling me Gase is focusing on some insignificant detail in Monday’s game to victimize his team, all as an elaborate ruse to distract the media from the fact that he’s a terrible coach and his team is a dumpster fire? He might be smarter than we give him credit for...

It’s too bad that Sam Darnold isn’t a grown man who can speak for himself...oh, wait.

As Dom said yesterday, they’re focused on the wrong thing. Sam was mic’d up, he knew he was mic’d up, he said something human and notable, and it was approved for use in the broadcast.

I feel like the biggest issue here is that people hear “ghosts” and immediately assume they’re talking about the bad guys in a Scooby Doo cartoon. But “ghosts” can also just be fleeting images you see, especially out of the corner of your eye; it happens with a lot of vision issues - concussions too, per my…

“In reality, during 2006 and 2007, the two years that Lo Duca played for the New York Mets with Billy Wagner, Joe West was the home plate umpire for a game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Mets only once, Billy Wagner did not pitch at all, and the game ended on a home run, not on called strikes.”

Either way, it’s going to be a wild series.

I hope the Nats win it all just for the Bryce Harper memes.

My buddy’s old roommate used to date a guy who looked exactly like Lo Duca to the point where that became his nickname.

As a Mets fan who has unfortunately been forced to follow Lo Duca’s post playing career.