my favorite memory about NOLA was on the trip from the airport down to the french quarter and my driver said:

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

Indeed. Even my 13-year-old said to me, during the movie, “They don’t actually expect us to think Mysterio is a good guy, do they?”

Staged projections to do evil is exactly Mysterio’s MO in the comic books. I wouldn’t even consider that to be a plot twist. 

Because all of the beer will just fall out of the hole in the back his head, dumbass.  Don’t you know anything about how the body works?

The pissing match the season prior and the abrupt departure of most of their talent set that team up to be a dumpster fire.

My understanding is that he's well regarded as a position coach/coordinator. He'll probably always be able to get a well paying job, thankfully. It's fun to joke about his background but I'd rather have a league full of Tomsulae than dipshit sons of 1980s NFL coaches.

For those of you (like me), who were wondering - he ended up being paid over $14 million for his one year in San Francisco and he’s currently D-line coach for Washington. While he’s moved down the NFL owner hierarchy in terms of who to work for (nowhere to go but up from Snyder), I happy to see that he got enough out…

It’s part and parcel of Trump’s standard strategy.

Okay, Tomsula/Pants 2020

I love that a guy who screams “fake news!” at the drop of a hat is going to be undone by literally believing “fake news.”

He thinks he’s innocent because in his mind, he never said “investigate Biden’s son or you’re not getting aid.” This is pretty on brand with Trump; he’s never explicit in what he says, but the people around him know exactly what he means. Then they get to go and do the dirty work for him. So if Guiliani or Barr end up…

Instinctively scans the list for my Lions.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

I don’t drink and the only wedding I’ve been excited for the food at was my sister’s. When I was younger & kidless, the wife & I would often host dinner parties and who cares if they brought a gift or not, we’d have them over for the company. Same with a wedding. It’s about celebrating with people you love, not for…

Chili is great, but if I have to hear some sanctimonious prick try to tell me one more time that they “prefer a white chili with chicken and cilantro” I will fight them. Call that THING whatever you want to call it, but do not call it chili! Chili is red, red like the fires of hell, and should never contain poultry.…

We’re adults. We can sip from a cup, yet our default action is to sip through a straw like we can’t trust ourselves to go lid-less.

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

I would contend that, though it won’t happen, you could fire the front office and keep Gruden and you’d be much better off than firing Gruden and keeping the front office in place.