I live in Dallas right the entire city is fighting to hold back Jerry J. from making this move.

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

Buying a painting of yourself at an auction and then never paying for it is a straight-up Trump move.

“about done”

I would bet all the money that AB’s thought process is “I’m gonna add my lawyer to this cnversation - now it’s attorney-client privledge.”

I don’t think there’s any way he’s gone this year. But I do feel like he’s been set up to fail, and they’ll dump him as soon as they think the roster is turning a corner. A black coach who never technically even held a coordinator position, given the task to oversee an obvious tank job. In two years, when the “next…

Skip the alligator in the gumbo, Drew. It’s meh. Just make sure they load it up with andouille sausage. And don’t spare the Tony Chachere’s.

Intercept10n

Med10crity

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

In the wallet, ‘cuz women be shoppin’, eh eh eh?

Why the fuck did I click that when I knew exactly how bad it would be.

“But for the safety of everyone involved, please do not make the life threatening mistake of watching baseball w/ a woman who is having her monthly lady time. It will only attract bears. Or 30-50 feral hogs.”

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.

My wife fights with her mother constantly. It is hilarious because it is like she is arguing with herself. In my younger, extremely naive days I once got in the middle and got to experience the absolute pants shitting terror that was the two of them coming after me.

You could have made up a couple names in there and I would not have questioned it.