To have a brain disease, one must first have a brain...

Three little words that say different…

To be fair, how would you be able to tell if Gronk had a brain disease or not? Baseline with that dude is pretty fucking low.

I thought they played the Browns last week? 

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

Guys, there are times to take a principled stand, but let’s be real. When you’re facing the 2019 Dolphins, it’s all hands on deck. You’re just trying to keep it close out there, and hope for the best.

This is a particular bugaboo of Saban. Sure, coaches have tunnel vision, but somewhere lodged in his head there must be a tiny fragment of common sense. Common sense as in “it’s 100 degrees, and the game was effectively over late in the first quarter. Why am I here?” Hell, some kids might even go back to the dorm and…

Pfft. What do you think the University of Alabama is? A place of higher education?

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin

I only saw a few plays last night, but something I thought odd was he remained kneeling after the huddle broke a few times, like he was having a tough time getting psyched to stand back up. As someone with chronic back pain, I recognized that hesitation.  I wonder if he hurt his back compensating for his ankle injury,…

1) Buy a ton of land in one of the older warehouse/port districts

If you leave them be, they’ll just drift to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch on their own.

Every time this comes up I have the same response: renovate Kezar Stadium. It’s right at the end of Haight Street. Amoeba Records is right there and so is the doctor who will write you a medical pot prescription (a friend told me this). Plus what better way to honor the “Million Dollar Backfield”? YA Tittle, Hugh…

I think he’s never been coached properly and that says a lot about how talented he is because he was MVP of the league despite having never really mastered the position that he plays. I compare him to Randall Cunningham who was one of the most physically gifted people I ever saw play QB but ended up having his best…

Oh, come on. The only exclusively cricket term was “T20.” You just saw the word “cricket” and your brain shut off. It’s pretty common in this country.

Reference about a quarter century past the use-by date . . . as am I. Have a star and a piece of hard candy. Wake me up with Matlock is on the television, will ya’?

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

“If you can’t make it work in Santa Clara, just do what we did and move everything to Altamont!

One of the funnier things about this situation is that the 49ers guy in charge of getting this stadium built, Paraag Marathe, is on the board of directors of the latest attempt to bring decent governance to the sport of cricket in the USA, USA Cricket. It’s uh, not going well. Marathe was announced last August. Since…

Do all of the proposed locations keep the Pac-12 Championship game from being played at 4:00pm on a Friday in that Easy-Bake-Oven ?