Ok, you know what? This is a fairly anonymous forum so I’ll be honest here. The “opiate crisis” is blown astronomically out of proportion and it’s fucking over pain patients. That statistic about how most opiate addicts started with pills? It neglects to mention that the vast majority of them started with *stolen…

You are not weak. They are given to teens and young adults who haven’t even had a drink yet and all of a sudden they are introduced to medical grade heroin after a trip to the dentist or an injury on the field. Over the last 20 years, I’ve seen lives destroyed in real time. My former boss who turned to cocaine after…

Isn’t it chili at that point?

If he’s not wiping his ass with the core before eating it, he’s not yet reached full Tomsula.

To go right along with that, some doctors are unwilling to give prescriptions for any pain meds, for fear of repercussions. I broke my ankle and severely sprained my knee last year playing softball and they flat out refused to give me anything for pain. I can’t take NSAIDs from another med I’m on, and Tylenol did…

Seahawks at Steelers: Sometimes I eat the pineapple core. You probably shouldn’t do this. But I’ll be cutting up a whole pineapple and the core is sitting there, free for anyone to take. I can’t waste it. Tastes like pineapple-flavored wood pulp. Good for the rectum.

The NFL’s continued prohibition of cannabis is another insane part of this story. They’re too worried about the reactions of their fascist owners and alt-right fanbase to lift restrictions on something that a lot of people both in and out of the NFL see as a workable alternative to actual pain meds.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

I too was given all manners of opioids for a smattering of health issues that I have touched on ‘round these parts before, and upon my release I was given a red bull can size bottle of Percocet. Each and every one of them remain in the bottle in my bathroom. I too was scared of them, and was familiar enough with…

Drew, throwing away (or just not taking those percocets) is one of the smartest decisions you could’ve ever made. Im not saying youd become addicted but it can literally happen to anybody. I fractured my jaw being hit by a pitch my sophomore year in college. That perscription led me to more than a decade of fighting…

Good Lord, that is some terrible pass protection.

It’s like my Gramps used to say, “Darned if you do, Darnold if you don’t...”

Man I had that in high school for real. Spent a month laying on the living room couch throwing up into a bucket. Probably lost 20 pounds. This isn’t going to help being the Jets QB.

So to summarize: Best WR Quincy injures neck on his one catch,Starting QB gets mono, AND, Head coach will probably OD on smelling salts and coffee by the end of the week.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

No, there really isn’t, because it’s none of your goddamned business. Weddings are usually planned a year or so in advance. I doubt she was considering coming forward a year ago.

I mean the dude can hit pitches but have you watched him play 3rd base? It’s one of the best things you can watch in baseball. His third base skills should get him onto the next Avengers team.