BUD BOWL OR GTFO

People want replay because they can’t live with the perceived unfairness of their team doing everything right (or at least doing enough right to win), and having success taken from them arbitrarily from a third-party. And yet, many of these same people will vote for Republicans. 

I was there, man. I thought the same thing at first. This can’t be happening. But it was. It really was. Listening to the PA guy trying to do the math in his head. First and 2 is also first and goal...from the 12. Watching the players’ brains wrestle with the lines and numbers and knowing that they didn’t mean what…

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

You are looking at former WWF wrestler Doink the Clown and someone else dressed like him.  A double Doink, if you will.

Good point, Burner. She has very little experience with athletic achievement in high-pressure situations. Hard to believe you’re in the greys.

Minority view: Doinks are awesome and an accomplishment that should be celebrated. I mean, c’mon. You’re talking about hitting a mid-air target a few inches wide from 40-50 yards down the field. Doinking a kick off the post is something that most kickers couldn’t do if they tried. Parkey managed to do it multiple…

My best friend for the last 35 years is as die-hard of an Eagles fan as I am a Bears fan (meaning we are two idiots who will hold onto the 1 Super Bowl we will experience tighter than any actual meaningful moment from our sad lives).

“Bear Weather” is winter. Bears sleep in the winter. Stop owning yourselves with “Bear Weather” you absolute stereotypes.

There are acceptable and unacceptable times to use it. If you say “we’re meeting at the bar at 9, right?” And they reply with a thumbs up, that’s polite. They’re busy, but they answered your question in a timely fashion. If your significant other sends you a text about how they had a really bad day at work, and they…

was gonna say the same thing. its just a quick way to acknowledge that you understood what the other person was saying; like, “meet you at the brewery at 8" or, “go get eggs on the way home from work”

I can’t be the only one who’s reached the point of gives-no-fucks that I start helicoptering my junk behind Facetime guy, right? 

“Get in the hole” at golf events is the worst. The golfer should be allowed to beat that person with their driver for yelling that after a drive. 

Isn’t it illegal to film or take pictures in bath/lockerooms in certain states? Or is that just live streaming? That douche youtube personality (lolol which one) got arrested for that a few months ago.

Last guy could have named his cat Kitty Purry, and if nothing else, he would have dominated the star count at Jezebel’s “Saturday Night Social” thread.

Re. Calories:

I’m 34 and can’t tell if I’m just turning into the “get off my lawn” type of person. Please tell me I’m being rational.

Ray Lewis is a murderer.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”