I do it. First, I started making a reminder - via Siri - when I’d mention something in conversation and a friend would ask me to send deets. I don’t mind being a ‘dork’ - I like to help friends out. I quickly discovered that when they mentioned something interesting and I noted that too they were delighted.…

Can also be used as a legal document...!

Franklin Planner be like, I already done told ya.

Great read, what is with all these great Deadspin articles these past few days?

The right of first authorship plays a big role in this process, with the slick lawyers piling up billable hours telling the harried municipal staff “Why don’t we draw up the agreement, it’s standard language that other cities have used in similar situations, we’ll tweak it and fill in the blanks, and then you can…

The Falcons logo is stylized, I get it, but it doesn’t make a lick of sense (why is its foot sticking out?)

Eh, I mean, this is fine I guess, but also, the Warriors’ new arena is about 450 miles from where Kawhi went to high school. For all practical purposes, as concerns his (rumored) desire to play close to where he grew up, it might as well be in Utah.

As dumb as Trump is, he was prescient about that. 

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Obvious but I’ll say it anyway: Junior’s “hunting” and killing large wild animals is another expression of the same thirsty insecurity. He’s much smaller in every way than he tries to appear.

I don’t know why, but I enjoyed this article way more than I should.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

I think its especially sad that Little Donnie is obviously trying so hard to impress Dada with all of his big man outdoorsman weight lifting beard growing crap when anyone who knows Trump knows that shit is the last thing in the world that he would ever give a fuck about.

BBC Radio 4, possibly with some Radio 3 and 4 Extra.

How many of you feel like your car drives happier when it's clean?

I wash my car as often a possible (ends up being once a month on average), and spend a few hours on it so it’s done right. Am I an outlier in this?

If being my new hero makes you feel guilty, I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do for you. 

I’m really happy to see this popping up. I just have my own anecdotes about this topic.

RELATED: Don’t feel guilty for having NO children, never. Parenting is not mandatory. Bearing children is not mandatory.

Everyone should always be free to CHOOSE when to have children, or not! You don’t need to explain that decision to anyone. It’s a valid choice you can make.