Yuppp. I don’t need some fancy $20 cleanser with random vitamins in it (because it’s not going to stick on my face long enough to matter), but I’m definitely gonna let some surfactants do the hard work of breaking down and lifting away makeup and sunscreen

I distinctly remember a kid on another team we were playing getting struck out and as he is walking back his parents are cursing the ump out (the dude struck out...what the fuck was the ump supposed to do?).

Ok, but how do I explain to my boss that I spend all day reading articles like this instead of working?

I like leaving a work item almost done so that the next day I can easily knock it out first thing in the morning and hit the ground running while ramping up for the day (downing that first cup of coffee) and try to carry that momentum forward. It’s easier than heading into the office knowing you have to start on the…

oh, good grief. i’m not conditioned this way or that just because i don’t like my particular complexion, and that’s not the default truth for anyone else who just happens to not like their complexion either. what a bizarre take.

I was absolutely taken aback last year by one parent who said about another parent, “I hated him when I played in Little League and his kid acts the same way...”

Also

sometimes it’s just about improving the appearance of your complexion. if you don’t like your bare complexion in the mirror because of tone, redness, acne, or whatever, it’s a big hit to self-esteem. so, some people choose to cover it up even if they don’t wear a ton of makeup to do it. if your friends don’t want or…

‘Queer Eye’ is hoping to get him for their special baseball episode.

I just want something that I can use in the morning that will keep me from smelling like sweaty balls by 5pm. I don’t care if it smells like flowers, or spices, or XTREME SPORTS FUEL, as long as I don’t smell like balls, I will use it.

I live in Florida. Coached youth football for 7 years. Youth sports are out of control. Youth coaches and parents are running neck and neck on who is the worst. I have this great picture of our Jr. PeeWee coaching staff (HC, OC, DC, OL, DL, DB, WR, QB/RB coaches & trainer for 10/11 yr olds!) looking thoroughly…

I appreciate the camerawoman shouting “in Jesus name” a bunch. It’s like the Little League Baseball appropriate version of WorldStar.

I coach and am on my town’s recreation committee that oversees all of our youth sports in town. The sad part is it needs to get this bad to get noticed.

There were very fine parents on both sides, I’m sure. 

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

I will gladly die fighting on this hill. (Mound, actually.) The DH is an ABOMINATION to the game, and I would have said the same thing if I were alive when it was first introduced. NINE DUDES IN THE FIELD. (Or ladies, if they can compete.) SAME NINE DUDES (again, or ladies, as appropriate) on offense! Yes yes, you…

Marscherzer! Marscherzer! Marscherzer!

That was really horrible bunting form, even for a pitcher. I understand that he needs to protect his throwing hand, but he did not have proper hand positioning to control the barrel of the bat.

“revealed no further neurological damage.”

Wow...fuck Brad. If he had been my roommate, he'd have been lucky to live through two weeks of that shit before waking up in a strange place with no idea how he got there, and coyotes sniffing at his toes.