There should be a special place in hell for people who do that to their animals.

The cold budweiser I shared with my grandpa around 10:30 am after four hours of hard work at the cabin, only to get glared at by my grandmother for drinking so early in the day, is still one of my best drinks I’ve ever had.

I tell my dog I love him multiple times a day. I want him to feel secure in the knowledge that he is a good boy.

RE: “miracle napkin-tissue-paper towel product” 

I for one dont want some behemoth of a case. I use either slim hard cases, or a 2 piece hard/soft type. Shit, some crazy people like the original design of their phones so much they dont use a case at all. A little grime isnt going to ruin a phone with an IP rating and gorilla glass anyway. 

What a helpful comment from someone who apparently has never gotten any sort of debris on the machine they’re around 24/7.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Let’s see, get paid well to play basketball and spend 6 months in Auckland or don’t get paid to play and spend 6 months in Lawrence Kansas ? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. The idea that this ruined the mornings of Bill Self or Coach K gives me a nice warm feeling inside 

So, it’s like a semester abroad, but instead of paying out the ass to attend classes overseas, they pay you to do the thing you wanted to do anyway and nothing else.

Yeah, because Walter in Accounting is every bit the singular talent that Allyson Felix, one of the most decorated track athletes of all time, is.

Assholes gonna asshole. It's not about "sightedness."

Pregnant women by shoes too. Are Nike and other sports apparel companies not aware of this? I get that Nike is a for-profit corporation whose sole objective is to turn profits for their shareholders, but it seems very short-sighted to abandon elite athletes who choose motherhood instead of using the athletes to sell…

Converse went through a similar thing when it turned out that Grandmama wasn’t even a woman.

So, here’s a story. Mid 90s there was a women’s basketball player that was expected to be the ‘Michael Jordan of the WBNA’ (Granted, everybody was being called the Michael Jordan of something at that time). Nike signed her and gave her what was then a mark of great achievement: A big, expensive Nike TV commercial. In…

I suppose you oppose the death penalty, have a robust system for rape/incest/general pregnancy prevention, have meaningful thoughts on helping poor children (where abortion restrictions hit hardest), and will financially penalize the fertilizing men to the fullest extent, since a uterus is being conscripted for 9+…

An embryo at 6-8 weeks is not a person, not a child, not even a fetus. It has no “heartbeat” because there is no heart. It doesn’t feel pain. If you are a Christian who believes that life begins at conception, then you also have to believe that God lets over 50% of human life die, as half of fertilized eggs fail to…

When you start supporting causes to end murder outside the womb, you can start legitimately talking about murder inside the womb.

As a Jets fan, I can’t think of a more appropriate head coach than Adam Gase.  After all, he’s a guy who polished the turd otherwise known as Ryan Tannehill into the pile of broken turds that he is today. 

11. Gase shoved an old woman onto the subway tracks. Just kidding. I wanted to see if you were still paying attention.

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