That does not prevent "Assault" from being used as a subject modifier. It is being used to denote a category of weapons.

I own a business of which I am the only employee, my job includes physical labor (among other things).

I love you (platonically).

Or sticks!

My father took me hunting and taught me how to responsibly handle firearms at a young age.

The government should confiscate their rifles and compensate them with muskets.

As a gun owner, these people disgust me.

I'm all for being able to own guns, but do these idiots seriously think they'll ever need an assault rifle to defend themselves?

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Not a problem, but I have to warn you that it will literally kill you.

Drink water. 16 ounces of water.

THERE'S CHEMICALS IN YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW

They couldn't even use an actual beer?

"Apparently, the answer is...drumroll please...chemicals."

An abandoned factory.

I carry like 5-6 cider brands in my store, Angry Orchard is the only one that sells at all.

Adopt.

I don't actually know what kale is

lol, this comment thread

I do, but all my partners are girls as well.