Shocking.

Shocking.
In the 3rd grade: How come we can't breathe underwater when water contains oxygen? Read more

Watership Down
I'll be honest. Read more
You win this comment section.
Have you ever had McKenzie's Seasonal Reserve? I'm conflicted on it, on one hand it's delicious, on the other hand, the label reads "Less than 1% natural flavors".
It seems I spoke too soon! I was assuming it had the same shelf-life of an average beer, but the sales rep said they're good for up to a year.
Peter was a goddamn stalker in the movie
thank you for the informative response without being a jerk
I wish I was a robot.
Not to mention Electro could have just fought Peter in his disembodied electricity form and/or teleported inside his body, killing him instantly. Read more
Unless they're an established regular, restaurant/bar patrons should be fitted with shock collars before they can be served.
I expect this to be mounted to a drone at one point. Read more
But why bother with a bipedal/humanoid form at all? Read more
"is their capacity for getting non-crazy gun rights proponents and anti-gun activists to agree on something, that something being "fuck Open Carry Texas."" Read more
Nothing an icepick lobotomy can't fix.
gotta generate them page hits!