Shocking.

In the 3rd grade: How come we can't breathe underwater when water contains oxygen?

Watership Down

I'll be honest.

and murder is delicious.

You win this comment section.

Have you ever had McKenzie's Seasonal Reserve? I'm conflicted on it, on one hand it's delicious, on the other hand, the label reads "Less than 1% natural flavors".

It seems I spoke too soon! I was assuming it had the same shelf-life of an average beer, but the sales rep said they're good for up to a year.

Peter was a goddamn stalker in the movie

thank you for the informative response without being a jerk

I wish I was a robot.

Not to mention Electro could have just fought Peter in his disembodied electricity form and/or teleported inside his body, killing him instantly.

Unless they're an established regular, restaurant/bar patrons should be fitted with shock collars before they can be served.

I expect this to be mounted to a drone at one point.

But why bother with a bipedal/humanoid form at all?

"is their capacity for getting non-crazy gun rights proponents and anti-gun activists to agree on something, that something being "fuck Open Carry Texas.""

Nothing an icepick lobotomy can't fix.

gotta generate them page hits!