"Apparently, the answer is...drumroll please...chemicals."

An abandoned factory.

I carry like 5-6 cider brands in my store, Angry Orchard is the only one that sells at all.

Adopt.

I don't actually know what kale is

lol, this comment thread

I do, but all my partners are girls as well.

The freemasonry one is the one I don't get

I dont even

What if the kid is gay?

Red Circle Fever

I prefer Apples to Apples.

"You psychos need to be banned for harassment"

Once self-driving cars are the optimal choice, manual driving should be illegal.

Atleast once a week I get someone who wanders around the microbrew aisles for like 30minutes, asking about this or that product until they finally settle on a case of budlight/busch/coorslight/etc.

High heels are among the dumbest inventions ever.

Isn't marijuana technically a vegetable?

I just know someone will straight-up mix the vodka powder with Red Bull

You're awesome

My feelings when getting ready to view commentary.