i have a facebook the sole pupose of which is to deny/ignore any and all friend requests

And Corpore Metal is its patron saint. (No insult intended)

I tried looking on the Moon and on Mars; no luck :(

"Malaysia just lost a lot of respect from me.

I'm curious as to what the norm is in other cultures.

And beer.

Do North Koreans even have internet?

I prefer parodic Amazon reviews.

By no means is this something trivial.

I think he's saying he's the one trolling to save face after being called out on his ignorance.

This is all quite baffling to me; to me, being a lesbian isn't any more significant than my being right-handed.

I'm pretty sure this part:

The "She's indesctructible" rationale makes perfect sense to me.

I agree, but only because my boobs are tiny.

Calories on their own are not a good indicator for how healthy something is.

And here I was thinking men and women were already both equally sex-crazed.

"Why the hell did this dude bolt a camera to his face? That sounds kind of insane to me."
Somebody did something I wouldn't do, must be insane.