Shut 'er down, folks

Fuck that judge.

That's a choking hazard. I always cut my diamond rings in half before giving them to my babies.

I find tabloids fascinating, in a train-wreck kind of way. I read the rundown on Jez every Wednesday but never actually buy them. I cannot believe the level of discourse in these magazines. Do people purchase them and read them seriously? Like do people think this is journalism?

"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

It seems like the worst part would be hearing it.

I would have no problem loving them both.

"So a dude had to hold it open and they had to barrel in against the strong wind blowing out."

I always elect to err in the opposite direction. "Your baby is so cute!" is always the right way to go in my book. I'd rather accidentally embarrass someone that isn't the parent as opposed to the person who is. It's worked out okay for me so far.

<- Living kidney donor and living donor activist here. Let me tell you a few things about the transplant industry that, I hope, will change your perception of what it means to be a living donor.

The first living kidney donor transplant occurred in 1954 between two identical twin brothers. Nearly 60 years later and we…

I'm sorry to sound bitter, but my takeaway is that UCSF will move fast when the recipient is a kid. My husband is currently waiting (through UCSF), and we finally seem to have a viable donor, but the testing process is moving slower than molasses in January. When I started the process to be a non-matching ABO donor,…

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

only watched it because gordon ramsay + children made my heart go SQUEEEEEEEEE

Awesome. How often is it appropriate to share a dog pooping story?

That was...the weirdest thing I've gone out of my way to look at. I'm not sure how I feel about my life choices right now.

In related news, I'm literally writing about solutions to pilling right now! (Well. Not RIGHT now because right now I'm commenting on Jezebel instead of finishing this week's cleaning column BUT it's right there in the outline I SWEAR.)(Why am I yelling so much??)

Pff whatever, call me when I can buy the Wanton Harlot dress.

Soooo damn cute. I'm always amazed at my dogs' drying capabilities. Just starting at their heads, working through their necks, shoulders, stomachs. Like little hurricanes! And if you're lucky your dog will do a blitz on the rug or carpet.