Different strokes for different folks, but I would totally opt for separate bedrooms if I were married & had the means to do so. The space! The undisturbed sleep! The ability to scratch & fart unhindered! My ideal relationship would be sleeping with a partner 3-4 nights a week & getting the other nights all to myself.

Sorry but hot tea spilling in my lady area terrifies me. I prefer to drink hot beverages fully clothed. But I'd do a naked iced tea chat. If you don't mind I'd prefer it sweet. But fresh brewed and none of that fake shit. I know my sweet tea.

Soooo, what if we inject poop bacteria from a really nice person into a person who is a total douche-canoe? Will it fix them? I'm only asking, because I know a few people who need this kind of science in their life.

I know I'm getting old, because my first thought upon seeing the half-naked couple was, "Oh dear, I hope they're wearing sunscreen."

Seriously. This is an extremely depressing approach to dating.

Dear Dodie and Callie, I am writing to you thank you for all your hard work that goes into Midweek Madness. You are saving one person at a time in the grocery check out like for actually thinking things like "Oh no, Jessica Simpson gained some pounds when she was pregnant", I have to buy this magazine RIGHT NOW, or…

Well pastor, maybe if black men weren't on this constant tirade to fetishize white women and saying shit like "I like white girls. They just prettier and innocent and they got that long ass hair that's real." or "I want a high yellow chick, cuz I ain't fuckin with no 4c shit" Then maybe they wouldn't feel the need,…

I don't know why, but it annoys the hell out of me when someone writes "loose" when they mean "lose". I'm forgiving of most spelling mistakes because I'm not perfect, but LOSE. LOSE!! Argh!

Oprah's out of hand = 38,000

Depending how you define the Ska - Two Tone - Reggae junction then Madness could be considered an all white male reggae band.

Sadly, we could probably cut our grocery bill in half by not buying alcohol...

don't try to finish the leftover pot of spaghetti sauce from three nights ago

Look for markdowns. Our grocery store marks down meat when it's "cook it or freeze it" time.

I'll add at least one more.

Women with severe dysmenorrhea* and no sick days would appreciate this measure.

That color is a gift from the heavens.

If you want to return it you'll have to send it back in it's original packaging and arrange your own courier. Please also note that if we cannot find any fault then no refund or replacement will be issued.

Pretty sure Prince George is the official"royal crier" in the family now!

Nope, he is single and lookin' to mingle!