Is it true that this is a photo of a young Antonin Scalia?

I'm always a little weirded out when I see her with normal hair. I really can't think of a movie I've seen her in where her hair didn't look like a character in its own right.

If you use lemon juice to get rid of a stain on your furniture, you can then rub the area with fish to get rid of the lemon smell.

Tony is very pleased at this news.

What's so hard about this for you liberals to get?! The very definition of "marriage" is one man and one woman. FULL STOP. If we changed this definition, all our old dictionaries would suddenly be wrong, and then we'd have to all go out and get new dictionaries, except we CAN'T, because Borders went out of business…

I'm obviously for women marrying women. But do we really want, as this cake topper suggests, gingers marrying other gingers? Can we just take a moment to think about this?

well, ok, but I was referencing this:

her name was McGill

DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM:

The freakiest is the first time you look into the mirror and your mother is looking back at you. That happened to me at about 42.

my man's hairy pits smell delightful. he is very clean though. i think stinky guys just don't shower/use deodorant. but then again, if someones natural odor offends you, you may not have the right sexual chemistry with them. on the rare occasion my guy doesn't shower for a couple of days he still smells good to me!

I am a woman who just turned 60. I never realized until recently that many women younger than me — and some my age — now wax all their pubic hair off. I have on occasion gotten a bikini wax so that I don't have to be embarrassed by stray hairs when I'm in a swimsuit, and I have to say that it was a painful - and…

Oh, boo fuckin' hoo, it's not his fault the porn industry makes him feel that way! Poor baby! Listen up, homeboy, if you want ladies to get rid of their public hair, then why don't you try it first. See how sexy itchy, ingrown hairs are then get back to us.

TEAM SEMICOLON!

Palin-Bachman 2016: A lesbian love story. That is both what I am currently writing, and my hope for the republican ticket in 2016.

That's all fine and good, but ignores completely the dangers and problems with alcohol that are rampant in this country. 3-ish month ago I wouldn't have typed that sentence.