Here's an idea, ladies. Stop fighing to help lead one of the world's oldest kleptocracies and start fighting to destroy it.

Yes. I have had plenty of successful, employee-free self checkout experiences. The few that I do need someone for I know I will now (ex: buying spray paint at Home Depot, because of ID checks). I did retail cashiering for awhile, I know how to bag my shit and get out.

BUT, I want to start a rule: If you are at a store…

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

i kid you not!!!

toddler in the down down baby video is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day

Stevia isn’t an artificial sweetener though. It’s made from a plant and it’s awful. 

“...she involved herself irreverently and perverted her path of life arrogantly to the way of carnal lust and away from poverty and obedience, and...she now wanders at large to the notorious peril to her soul and to the scandal of all...”

Kids today! *shakes cane*

Mini Pie asked for a Hatchimal last year and my reply was something like “lol NO that’s $65. Never going to happen.”

Am I the only one thinking the poopsie unicorns look like a certain family of plastic poop tea spon-con grifters?

WHY DID YOU AVOID SAYING “BAD OMBRE”

I think that it’s very heartening to know that the Obamas went to marriage counselling, considering how genuinely happy they seem to be.

I thought I was the only person that did this! My friends always (lovingly) mock me for reading the synopses of every new horror movie that comes out (plus Game of Thrones). Many a night, my husband comes home to find me staring at the screen, terrified, after reading a bunch of synopses.

THANK YOU! This got me hot under the collar. Boot-cut jeans may be out of fashion, but they are almost universally flattering, whereas both skinny jeans and high-waisted, pegged ‘80s jeans—which have made a mystifying comeback—make skinny people look bulgy.

WTF is wrong with boot-cut jeans?

TBH that’s why I posted. To show it’s not always some shit-show of demanding toddlers and/or mothers with no control over their boobs. It’s a personal decision just like any other that works for some and not for others.

As the risk of being judged mercilessly, here goes. I still nurse my 3+ year old. To dispel the assumptions: I don’t do it out of some sense of superiority or even because I think it’s “best”. Kid just hasn’t got around to weaning and I haven’t got sick enough of it yet to cut her off completely. I work full time, I…

I have never run into a breastfeeding child who tried to access my tits.  I’ve never even heard anyone else say this happens.  Not that I’m doubting you, but it is probably pretty rare.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Maybe this will be the year someone will top “Look at Me”.

Me wait ALL YEAR for this moment. ALL YEAR.